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- 99 Problems But A Beach Ain't One
- A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern
- A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand
- A Bash
- A Bath And A Tenderloin Steak
- A Beautiful Body Perishes, But A Work Of Art Dies Not
- A Bedroom Without A Teddy Is Like A Face Without A Smile
- A Bee Is An Exquisite Chemist
- A Big Deal
- A Big Heart
- A Big Shot
- A Bit Of A Boogey
- A Bite To Eat For Breakfast
- A Body Smiles, Like, 72 Times A Day. Where Does That Smile Go? That's What I Want To Know.
- A Boy Can Learn A Lot From A Dog: Obedience, Loyalty, And The Importance Of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Boy Sees A Girl Topless For The First Time Only Once, And The Anticipation Of The Big Reveal Is Really Exciting. I Feel Like I'm A Present Being Unwrapped.
- A Camel Is A Horse Designed By Committee
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane
- A Camel Seems To Progress To The Beat Of A Drum Played By A Drunk
- A Canter Is A Cure For Every Evil
- A Card Up My Sleeve
- A Caricature Is Putting The Face Of A Joke On The Body Of A Truth
- A Cat Is A Puzzle For Which There Is No Solution
- A Cat Will Do What It Wants When It Wants, And There’s Not A Thing You Can Do About It
- A Champion Is Someone Who Gets Up When He Can’t
- A Character Is A Caricature
- A Class A Bender
- A Clown Is An Angel With A Red Nose
- A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast
- A Clown Sees Life Simply, Without Complications
- A Clown’s Makeup And Character, That’s All He Has To Sell. He Loves And Believes In That Character.
- A Construction Site For High Fashion, For Advertising, For Furniture
- A Country Without A Patent Office And Good Patent Laws Is Just A Crab, And Can't Travel Any Way But Sideways And Backways
- A Crab Cannot Hold In A Lobster's Shell
- A Crab Does Not Beget A Bird
- A Crocodille Sandwich Please And Make It Snappy
- A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician.
- A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin
- A Dancer Must Defy Many Things, Gravity Is Only One Of Them
- A Day Without A Nap Is Like A Cupcake Without Frosting
- A Do
- A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than He Loves Himself
- A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- A Duck Call In The Hands Of The Unskilled Is One Of Conservation’s Greatest Assets
- A Duck Will Not Always Dabble In The Same Gutter
- A Fashion Statement On The Wing
- A Fast Tongue Is A Sign Of A Slow Brain
- A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus
- A Few French Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
- A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
- A Fine Picture Is But The Image Of Nature; A Finished Ballet Is Nature Herself
- A Flock Of Flirting Flamingos Is Pure, Passionate, Pink Pandemonium - A Frenetic Flamingle Mangle - A Discordant Discotheque Of Delirious Dancing, Flamboyant Feathers, And Flamingo Lingo
- A Flower Blossoms For Its Own Joy
- A Flower Is A Smile From Heaven
- A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- A Foot In The Door
- A Frisky Spirit Makes My Trombone Sing
- A Frog In A Well Cannot Conceive Of The Ocean
- A Frog In The Mud Is Happier Than A Man Because He Has No Ambition To Reach The Stars!
- A Gentle Word, A Kind Look, A Good Natured Smile Can Work Wonders And Accomplish Miracles
- A Gentleman Is Someone Who Can Play The Accordion, But Doesnt
- A Gigantic Tortoise With A Jewel Encrusted Shell Was Glittering Near The Window
- A Girl With A Bikini Is Like Having A Loaded Gun On Your Coffee Table
- A Good Laugh And A Long Sleep Are The Best Cures In The Doctor's Book
- A Good Rider Can Hear His Horse Speak To Him. A Great Rider Can Hear His Horse Whisper.
- A Good Time Was Has By All
- A Gourmet Who Thinks Of Calories Is Like A Tart Who Looks At Her Watch
- A Great Man Is Always Willing To Be Little
- A Guitar Is Kind Of Like A Woman. You Don't Know Why You Like 'Em But You Do.
- A Guitar Is Like An Old Friend That Is There With Me
- A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats
- A Hard Man Is Good To Find
- A Heart Of Gold
- A Heart Without Dreams Is Like A Bird Without Feathers
- A Horse Gallops With His Lungs, Perseveres With His Heart, And Wins With His Character
- A Horse Is Worth More Than Riches
- A Horse Loves Freedom, And The Weariest Old Work Horse Will Roll On The Ground Or Break Into A Lumbering Gallop When He Is Turned Loose Into The Open
- A Horse, A Horse! My Kingdom For A Horse!
- A House Is Not A Home Until It Has A Dog
- A Hug Is Always The Right Size
- A King's Ransom
- A Kitten Is In The Animal World What A Rosebud Is In The Garden
- A Kitten Is The Delight Of A Household. All Day Long A Comedy Is Played Out By An Incomparable Actor.
- A Knees Up
- A Ladybug Cannot Change Its Spots
- A Ladybug Sighting Has Been Linked With Luck In Love, Marriage, Healing, And Newness In Life
- A Lame Crab Walks Straight
- A Little Bit Of Bread And No Cheese
- A Little Crab Hole Spoils A Big Race Horse
- A Little Party Never Killed Nobody
- A Lot Of Them Are Incredibly Tiny And Look Wildly Improbable
- A Loving Heart Is The Truest Wisdom
- A Man Does Not Have To Be An Angel In Order To Be Saint
- A Man Does Not Run Among Thorns For No Reason; Either He Is Chasing A Snake Or A Snake Is Chasing Him
- A Man Has One Hundred Dollars And You Leave Him With Two Dollars, That's Subtraction
- A Man Knows His Limits, But A Real Man Can Overcome Them
- A Man Of Calm Is Like A Shady Tree. People Who Need Shelter Come To It.
- A Man or Woman Of Wisdom Delights In Water
- A Man That Does Not Know How To Be Angry Does Not Know How To Be Good
- A Man Will Be Eloquent If You Give Him Good Wine
- A Meal Without Wine Is Like A Day Without Sun
- A Meow Massages The Heart
- A Miniature Orange Kite
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips (Woman)
- A Monkey Seldom Slips On A Banana Peel
- A Nod's As Good As A Wink
- A Nose That Can See Is Worth Two That Sniff
- A Party Animal
- A Party Without Cake Is Just A Meeting
- A Peacock That Rests On His Feathers Is Just Another Turkey
- A Penny For Your Thoughts
- A Person Whose Heart Is Not Content Is Like A Snake Which Tries To Swallow An Elephant
- A Picnic Sounds Great, Alpaca Lunch
- A Poet Is A Man Who Puts Up A Ladder To A Star And Climbs It While Playing A Violin
- A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl
- A Pony Is A Childhood Dream. A Horse Is An Adulthood Treasure.
- A Pretty Penny
- A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- A Rabbit Is Never Caught Twice In The Same Place
- A Rabbit’s Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit
- A Royal Commission Is A Broody Hen Sitting On A China Egg
- A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us
- A Single Blow Of A Blacksmith Is Equal To A Hundred Blows Of A Goldsmith
- A Sly Rabbit Will Have Three Openings To Its Den
- A Small Snake Grows Into A Big Snake
- A Small Speckled Visitor Wearing A Crimson Cape, Brighter Than A Cherry, Smaller Than A Grape. A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl.
- A Snake Was Never Called By Its Name At Night, Because It Would Hear. It Was Called A String
- A Speckled Spectacle Of Spring
- A Stealthy Ninja Monkey She Was Not
- A Stick Becomes A Flute When It's Loved
- A Stubborn Horse Walks Behind You, An Impatient Horse Walks In Front Of You, But A Noble Companion Walks Beside You
- A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person
- A Superb Tenor Voice, Like A Silver Trumpet Muffled In Silk
- A Superior Man Is Modest In His Speech, But Exceeds In His Actions
- A Swarm Of Bees In May Is Worth A Load Of Hay, But A Swarm In July Is Not Worth A Fly
- A Thick Skin Is A Gift From God
- A Tiny Dot To Dot Delight
- A Ton Of Money
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Men)
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Women)
- A Vampire, Like A Lady, Never Reveals His True Age
- A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap
- A Warm Smile Is The Universal Language Of Kindness
- A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep
- A Wet Blanket (Not)
- A Whale Of A Time
- A Wild Child
- A Wise Duck Takes Care Of Its Bill
- A Zebra Does Not Change Its Spots
- A-1 Makes Hamburgers Taste Like Steakburgers
- Ability Is A Poor Man's Wealth
- Abstract Art Has Helped Us To Experience The Emotional Power Inherent In Pure Form
- Abstract Art Is A Creative Interplay Between The Conscious And The Unconscious, With The Conscious Mind Making All The Final Decisions And In Control Throughout
- Abstract Art Is A Fundamental Distrust Of The Theory Of Reality Concocted By The Eyes
- Abstract Art Is Uniquely Modern. It Is A Fundamentally Romantic Response To Modern Life - Rebellious, Individualistic, Unconventional, Sensitive, Irritable
- Abstract Art No More Exists Than Does Curved Art Yellow Art Or Green Art
- Abstract Art Places A New World, Which On The Surface Has Nothing To Do With ‘Reality,' Next To The ‘Real' World
- Abstract Art Was The Equivalent Of Poetic Expression; I Didn’t Need To Use Words, But Colors And Lines. I Didn’t Need To Belong To A Language-Oriented Culture But To An Open Form Of Expression.
- Abstract Art: A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- Abstract Ideas Are The Patterns Two Or More Memories Have In Common
- Abstract Painting Is Abstract. It Confronts You.
- Abstract Painting Leaves Behind The “Skin" Of Nature, But Not Its Laws
- Abstraction Allows Man To See With His Mind What He Cannot See Physically With His Eyes
- Abstraction Forces You To Reach The Highest Level Of The Basics
- Abstraction Generally Involves Implication, Suggestion And Mystery, Rather Than Obvious Description
- Abstraction Is One Of The Greatest Visionary Tools Ever Invented By Human Beings To Imagine, Decipher, And Depict The World
- Abstraction Is Real, Probably More Real Than Nature
- Accordion, noun: An Instrument In Harmony With The Sentiments Of An Assassin
- Ace
- Ace In The Hole
- Across The Moor To Wicken Fen Where Brume Swallows All
- Act The Fool, Play The Calf, And You'll Always Have The Last Laugh
- Actors Life For Me
- Addicted
- Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple
- Adversity Causes Some To Break; Others To Break Records
- Advertising: The Best Ads Combine The Passion Of Patton And The Cunning Of Rommel
- Aerodynamically, The Bumble Bee Shouldn't Be Able To Fly
- Affairs Of The Heart
- Afraid? Me? A Man Who’s Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?
- After A Good Dinner One Can Forgive Anybody, Even One's Own Relatives
- After Eating, Do Amphibians Need To Wait An Hour Before Getting Out Of The Water?
- After Party
- Again I Tell You, It Is Easier For A Camel To Go Through The Eye Of A Needle Than For A Rich Man To Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven
- Age Does Not Protect You From Love. But Love, To Some Extent, Protects You From Age.
- Aggression In Bears Can Be And Often Is A Stepping Stone To Friendship
- Aggro
- Ah! How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- Ahoy There
- Albatross
- Alice: How Long Is Forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, Just One Second.
- Alive Or Undead, The Love Of My Life Was A Badass
- Alive, Alive, I Wanna Get Up And Jive, Wanna Wreck My Stockings In Some Jukebox Dive
- All Art Is An Abstraction To Some Degree
- All Ears
- All Great Change In America Begins At The Dinner Table
- All Guns Blazing
- All Hands On Deck
- All Heart
- All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn’t A Dog.
- All Kings Is Mostly Rapscallions, As Fur As I Can Make Out
- All Of Us Distant And Distrustful Cousins
- All One Has To Do Is Hit The Right Keys At The Right Time And The Instrument Plays Itself
- All Painting, No Matter What You Are Painting, Is Abstract In That It’s Got To Be Organized
- All Shook Up
- All Summer Long We Spent Dancin In The Sand, And The Jukebox Kept On Playing Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
- All That I Am, Or Hope To Be, I Owe To My Angel Mother
- All That Music And Only Two Feet
- All That The Spider Needs To Complete Its Web Is Step Taking
- All That You Are Is All That I'll Ever Need
- All The Earth Colours Of The Painter's Palette Are Out There In The Many Miles Of Badlands
- All The Flowers Of Tomorrows Are The Seeds Of Today
- All The Fun Of The Fair
- All The Great Things Are Simple, And Many Can Be Expressed In A Single Word: Freedom, Justice, Honor, Duty, Mercy, Hope
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Men)
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Women)
- All The Rights Secured To The Citizens Under The Constitution Are Worth Nothing, And A Mere Bubble, Except Guaranteed To Them By An Independent And Virtuous Judiciary
- All The Way Burger
- All The World Loves A Clown
- All Those Girls Are Cake...I'm Cream Brûlée
- All Too Often, The Rabbit Hole Is As Deep As You Have Dug It
- All Tuckered Out
- All You Can Eat Breakfast
- All You Need Is A Good Dose Of Vitamin Sea
- All You Need Is A Pool Table, Beer, An Electric Jukebox And Good Conversation
- All You Need Is Love
- All You Need Is Love, And A Dog
- All You Need Is Pancakes. Pancakes Are All You Need.
- Alley Oop
- Along for the Ride
- Along Loch Studded Moorland Bogs And Runnels And O’er The Highland Pass Antennae Alert I'll Twist The Wind To Feed My Bonny Lass
- Alpacas Are Wooly Cool
- Alternative Medicine Yoga
- Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake
- Always Respect Mother Nature. Especially When She Weighs 400 Pounds And Is Guarding Her Baby.
- Always Rooting For You
- Always Write Angry Letters To Your Enemies. Never Mail Them.
- Ambush
- America Is The Only Country That Went From Barbarism To Decadence Without Civilization In Between
- America Is The Spirit Of Human Exploration Distilled
- America Loves Burgers
- America Still Has The Right Stuff To Thrive. We Still Have The Most Creative, Diverse, Innovative Culture And Open Society - In A World Where The Ability To Imagine And Generate New Ideas With Speed And To Implement Them Through Global Collaboration Is Th
- America's Future Will Be Determined By The Home And The School. The Child Becomes Largely What He Is Taught; Hence We Must Watch What We Teach, And How We Live.
- Americana
- Amped
- Amphibians — The Word Comes From The Greek Meaning Double Life
- Ample Bosom
- Ample Proportions
- An All Nighter
- An Apple A Day
- An Archer That Shoots Badly Has A Lie Ready
- An Arm And A Leg
- An Ugly Baby Is A Very Nasty Object - And The Prettiest Is Frightful
- An Untrampled Scorpion Troubles No One
- An Unwilling Crab Never Gets Fat
- Analog For Fatness And Warmth
- And All Your Future Lies Beneath Your Hat
- And Now Come To This Spot Where The Spotlight Is Hot
- And Now For Something Completely Different...
- And The Band Played On
- And The Clothes That Were Draped Was All That Told Man From Ape
- And The Smith His Iron Measures Hammered To The Anvil’s Chime; Thanking God, Whose Boundless Wisdom Makes The Flowers Of Poesy Bloom; In The Forge’s Dust And Cinders, In The Tissues Of The Loom
- And You'll See In The Spotlight A Juggling Jott Who Can Juggle Some Stuff You Might Think He Could Not
- Angels Descending, Bring From Above, Echoes Of Mercy, Whispers Of Love
- Anger Is A Great Force. If You Control It, It Can Be Transmuted Into A Power Which Can Move The Whole World.
- Anger Is An Acid That Can Do More Harm To The Vessel In Which It Is Stored Than To Anything On Which It Is Poured
- Animal Human Facial Expressions
- Animal Wearing Hat
- Another Round
- Ante Up
- Antsy
- Any Combining, Mixing, Adding, Diluting, Exploiting, Vulgarizing, Or Popularizing Of Abstract Art Deprives Art Of Its Essence And Depraves The Artist's Artistic Consciousness. Art Is Free, But It Is Not A Free-For-All.
- Any Foolish Boy Can Stamp On A Beetle, But All The Professors In The World Cannot Make A Beetle
- Any Way You Slice It
- Anyone Can Hold The Helm When The Sea Is Calm
- Anyone Who Thinks Heaven Is Not Hot Water Behind A Locked Door Has Forgotten What It Means To Live
- Anything Which May Explode At Any Minute Is Clearly A Girl
- Anytime You See A Turtle Up On Top Of A Fence Post, You Know He Had Some Help
- Apes Beat Their Chests So They Don't Have To Fight 24 Hours A Day
- Apish Behavior
- Apple A Day
- Apples to Oranges
- Arse
- Art Can Only Be Great If It Relates Directly To Cosmic Laws And Is Subordinated To Them
- Art Has A Voice - Let It Speak
- Art Is Free, But It Is Not A Free-For-All
- Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned
- Art Is The Daughter Of Freedom
- Art Is The Skin Of The Soul
- Art Is What You Can Get Away With
- Art, Freedom And Creativity Will Change Society Faster Than Politics
- Artist Palette
- Arts & Crafts
- As A Breastfeeding Mother You Are Basically Just Meals On Wheels
- As A Camel Beareth Labour, And Heat, And Hunger, And Thirst, Through Deserts Of Sand, And Fainteth Not; So The Fortitude Of A Man Shall Sustain Him Through All Perils
- As A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep, So A Life Well Spent Brings Happy Death
- As Boring As A Wet Weekend In Wigan
- As Fat As A Beached Whale
- As Flat As A Pancake
- As For Being A Little Bunny That Never Says A Word, That Is Truly The Opposite Of Me
- As For The Piano, The Faster Her Fingers Flew Over It, The More He Marveled
- As I Lie In Bed I Assume The Shape Of A Big Beetle, A Stag Beetle Or A Cockchafer
- As If There Were No Tomorrow (Party)
- As Long As I Have Teeth, I'll Keep Playing
- As Long As Men Are Free To Ask What They Must, Free To Say What They Think, Free To Think What They Will, Freedom Can Never Be Lost And Science Can Never Regress
- As Nice As Ninepence
- As Skinny As A Rail
- As Soon As I Touched The Mic, I Knew That's What I Would Do For The Rest Of My Life
- As The Sea Crab Swimmeth Always Against The Stream, So Doth Wit Always Against Wisdom
- As Tight As A Drum
- As Timid As A Rabbit
- Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But What You Can Do For Your Country
- Asleep At The Switch
- Assault With A Deadly Weapon
- At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don’t. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.
- At Home A Friend Will Ask, Been Bird Hunting? You Will Say That You Have, And When He Asks, Have Any Luck? You Will Think Of What You Have Held In Your Heart Instead Of Your Hand, And Then Answer That You Certainly Did – Without A Doubt.
- At One Side Of The Palette There Is White, At The Other Black; And Neither Is Ever Used Neat.
- At The End Of A Gun
- At The End Of The Day, You're Just Phonograph Records
- At The Heart Of It
- At The Round Earth's Imagined Corners, Blow Your Trumpets, Angels
- At The Touch Of Love Everyone Becomes A Poet
- At The Typewriter You Find Out Who You Are
- At What Point Then Is The Approach Of Danger To Be Expected? I Answer, If It Ever Reach Us, It Must Spring Up Amongst Us. It Cannot Come From Abroad. If Destruction Be Our Lot, We Must Ourselves Be Its Author And Finisher. As A Nation Of Freemen, We Must
- Attack
- Au Naturel
- Aw, Phooey!
- Aye
- B Ball
- Baby Bump
- Baby Needs A New Pair Of Shoes
- Bacchanalia
- Back Off
- Back On Ones Feet
- Backside
- Bad Break
- Bad Egg
- Bageled
- Ballet Is A Dance Executed By The Human Soul
- Ballet Is A Framed Painting With Legs
- Bananas
- Band On The Run
- Bandha
- Bang
- Bang Bang
- Banjo On My Knee
- Bankroll
- Bare Ones Heart
- Barney
- Bash
- Basically We're A Bunch Of Conceited Apes
- Bass Players Are Always The Intellectual Kind, But Nobody Knows It
- Bat In The Cave
- Bath Twice A Day To Be Really Clean, Once A Day To Be Passably Clean, Once A Week To Avoid Being A Public Menace
- Batten Down The Hatches
- Batty
- BBQ
- Be A Flamingo In A Flock Of Pigeons
- Be As A Bird Perched On A Frail Branch That She Feels Bending Beneath Her, Still She Sings Away All The Same, Knowing She Has Wings
- Be As Thin As A Stick
- Be Brave As Your Fathers Before You
- Be Brave, Little Bunny. Take A Chance.
- Be Cautious Of Bears At All Times, Even When Being Mauled By A Tiger
- Be Classy. Anything But Trashy.
- Be Halfhearted
- Be In Somebodys Shoes
- Be Kind With What You Wordlessly Say
- Be Like A Duck. Calm On The Surface, But Always Paddling Like The Dickens Underneath.
- Be Like Water. Flow, Crash, Fly!
- Be Motivated Like The Falcon, Hunt Gloriously. Be Magnificent As The Leopard, Fight To Win. Spend Less Time With Nightingales And Peacocks. One Is All Talk, The Other Only Color.
- Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
- Be Thou The Rainbow In The Storms Of Life. The Evening Beam That Smiles The Clouds Away, And Tints Tomorrow With Prophetic Ray.
- Be Tickled Pink
- Beach Bum
- Beach Bum Surfer
- Beach Glass
- Beach Please
- Beak
- Beanpole
- Bearcat
- Bears Are Very Nice, As Long As You Are Nice To Them
- Beat Someone To The Punch
- Beat The Band
- Beat The Drum
- Beautiful Eyes
- Beauty Is A Sign Of Intelligence
- Beauty Is A Type Of Art Everyone Is Trying To Perfect, But No One Realizes It's Abstract Art
- Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
- Beauty Sleep
- Beauty: Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Bed & Breakfast
- Bedroom Eyes
- Bee In The Bonnet
- Beer Belly
- Beer Is Proof That Good Loves Us
- Beer Me
- Before, I Could Only Guess Of Who I Was. Now, Thanks To My Art, I Know Who I Am.
- Behind The Back
- Behold The Turtle. He Makes Progress Only When He Sticks His Neck Out.
- Behold The Zebra On The Plains, And Shudder At His Mighty Manes!
- Being A Princess Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be
- Being Late Pregnant
- Being Toast
- Below The Belt
- Bend Over Backwards
- Bend Someones Ear
- Bender
- Beside My Fashion Sense, I Play A Mean Harmonica
- Bet Your Bottom Dollar
- Better Half A Donkey Than Half A Camel
- Better Is Old Wine Than New, And Old Friends Like Wise
- Better Not Pout
- Beyond A Doubt Truth Bears The Same Relation To Falsehood As Light To Darkness
- Big Apple
- Big Blow
- Big Boned
- Big Ears
- Big Eyes
- Big Flies Break The Spider Web
- Big Guns
- Big Kahuna
- Big Occasion
- Big Pot
- Big Shot
- Bikinis, Zucchinis, Martinis. No Weenies.
- Bill Me
- Billiards And Boxing, It's All Angles
- Binge
- Birdie
- Birds Sing, Wolves Howl, Crickets Chirp
- Birl
- Birthday Suit
- Bite The Bullet
- Bite Your Lip
- Bite Your Tongue
- Black Ops
- Blast It (The Stereo)
- Blaze Away At
- Bleeding Heart
- Blessed Are The Peacekeepers
- Blind As A Bat
- Block Party
- Bloom Where You Are Planted
- Blow Your Own Trumpet
- Blowing Smoke
- Blowing Stack
- Blowing Zs
- Blown Cover
- Blowout
- Blue
- Blue Blood
- Blue Bottle
- Blue Notes
- Blue Wave
- Blueprint For Success
- Bobby
- Body & Mind
- Bogey
- Bond James Bond
- Boob Job
- Boogey Down
- Book 'Em Danno
- Boom
- Bored Stiff
- Born to Swim
- Bouquet of Flowers
- Bow & Arrow
- Bowl Of Cereal
- Boxed In
- Boy Band
- Boy Scouts And Vampire Slayers Should Always Be Prepared
- Boys Annoyed Her. Girls Annoyed Her. She Should Have Been A Cat.
- Boys In Blue
- Boys Just Aren't Very Good At Being Afraid
- Bread
- Bread And Butter
- Breadwinner
- Break A Leg
- Break Bread
- Break Ones Back
- Break Someones Heart
- Breakfast Of Champions
- Breakfast Of Champions Cereal
- Breast Milk Is Better Than Any Udder Milk
- Brewski
- Bring A Vampire Around, People Start Discovering Religion
- Bring It
- Broad In The Beam
- Brogans
- Brown Bread
- Bruiser
- Bubba Shot The Jukebox Last Night, Said It Played A Sad Song And Made Him Cry
- Bubble Gum Bubble
- Bubbles Are Always New; You Just Can't Find An Old Bubble
- Buffalo Butt
- Bug Eyed
- Bulging At The Seams
- Bulldogs Have Been Known To Fall On Their Swords When Confronted By My Superior Tenacity
- Bun In The Oven
- Bundle Of Money
- Bunny
- Burger
- Burn The Candle At Both Ends
- Burning Mad
- Burnt Beans
- Bushed (Woman)
- Busted
- Busy As A One Legged Man In An Ass Kicking Contest
- Busy Bee
- But If You Want To Change The World, Don't Be Afraid Of The Circuses
- Butt
- Butt Naked
- Butterflies Are Nature’s Angels. They Remind Us What A Gift It Is To Be Alive.
- Butterflies, And Zebras, And Moonbeams, And Fairy Tales That’s All She Ever Thinks About Riding With The Wind
- Button Your Lip
- Buying Spree
- Buzz Me
- By Blood A King, In Heart A Clown
- Call Me
- Call Your Bluff
- Called By The Sirens And Followed By An Albatross
- Candy is Dandy
- Candyass
- Cannon Fodder
- Capture One's Heart
- Car Design
- Cards
- Cards Stacked Against You
- Caricature Is Rough Truth
- Carousal
- Carry On Camel
- Carving Is Easy, You Just Go Down To The Skin And Stop
- Cash
- Cash On The Nail
- Cast Off
- Cast One's Bread Upon The Waters
- Cat Got Your Tongue
- Catch A Wave
- Catching Some Zs
- Caterpillars Can Fly, If They Just Lighten Up
- Cats Are A Mysterious Kind Of Folk
- Cats Are Connoisseurs Of Comfort
- Cats Are Inquisitive, But Hate To Admit It
- Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Purpose
- Cats Are Only Human; They Have Their Faults
- Cats Can Work Out Mathematically The Exact Place To Sit That Will Cause The Most Inconvenience
- Cats Speak Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
- Caution: Mama Bear On Duty!
- Caws Pobi
- Celebration Happens When The Mind Unites With The Spirit
- Celebration Is The Hymn And Sacred Dance
- Cerveza
- Chalk It Up To
- Chameleon Like
- Champagne Tastes
- Champions Keep Playing Until They Get It Right
- Champions Keep Playing Until They Get It Right (Female Only)
- Change Is Like Putting Lipstick On A Bulldog. The Bulldog's Appearance Hasn't Improved, But Now It's Really Angry.
- Cheap Shot
- Cheese On Toast
- Cherry
- Chewing Gum
- Chic
- Chic (Hat Woman)
- Chicago Blues
- Chicks Dig A Man In A Kilt
- Children Should Never Have Baths, My Grandmother Said. It's A Dangerous Habit.
- Choose Your Weapon
- Christmas In The Heart Puts Christmas In The Air
- Cinderella Is Proof That A New Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life
- Circus
- Clambake
- Class Yoga
- Clean Break
- Clear Eyed
- Clever Bears Think Of Everything
- Climb Up The Family Tree High Enough And You’ll Find A Commoner Who Dared To Take A Chance
- Close To One's Heart
- Clothes Mean Nothing Until Someone Lives In Them
- Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung
- Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right, Here I Am
- Co Co Rico
- Cockel Doodle Doo
- Coconuts
- Coin Coinage
- Cold One
- Cold Pizza Is A Perfect Breakfast, With Lots Of Salt
- Colored Pencils
- Come
- Come About
- Coming Out Ones Ears
- Concentrate Your Energies, Your Thoughts And Your Capital. The Wise Man Puts All His Eggs In One Basket And Watches The Basket.
- Conformity Is The Ape Of Harmony
- Conk
- Continental Breakfast
- Cooch
- Cooking
- Cooking Is Like Love. It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Not At All.
- Cool Ones Heels
- Country Blues
- Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway
- Crab Is Like, If I'm Gonna Die, We All Gonna Die. I Admire That.
- Crank It Up
- Crayons
- Crick In One's Back
- Cricket
- Crocodile Tears
- Croque Monsieur
- Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die
- Cry Baby
- Cuppa Joe
- Cuppa Tea
- Curiosity Killed The Cat
- Cut Bait
- Cute As A Bug
- Cutie Pie
- Cutie Pie II
- Cycling
- Dagwood Sandwich
- Damselfly A Blue Wisp Of A Whisper
- Dance First. Think Later. It's The Natural Order.
- Dance Is The Hidden Language Of The Soul
- Dance Like No One Is Watching
- Dancing Fool
- Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face
- Darling
- Day At The Beach
- Dead Presidents
- Dead Tired (Woman)
- Dealt A Bad Hand
- Dear To Ones Heart
- Death
- Deck The Halls
- Deep Fried
- Deep Sleep
- Delta Blues
- Democracy Is The Art And Science Of Running The Circus From The Monkey Cage
- Design Car
- Design Castle & Palace
- Design Easter Egg
- Design Garden
- Devine Nourishment
- Dial & Grin
- Dice
- Didn't Have The Heart
- Didn't Miss A Beat
- Die On The Vine
- Diggety Dog
- Dinero
- Dingwallace
- Direct Mail
- Dirge
- Dive In
- Do
- Do Not Allow To Slip Away From You Freedoms The People Who Came Before You Won With Such Hard Knocks
- Do Not Be Afraid When A Monkey Sits On Your Shoulder
- Do Not Be The Proverbial Crab In A Bucket And Make War With Those Around You! Work Together And Grow! Love! Live Life!
- Do Not Copy Nature Too Much. Art Is An Abstraction.
- Do Not Let What You Can Not Do Interfere With What You Can Do
- Do You Ever Get Anywhere?
- Do You Know What My Favorite Part Of The Game Is? The Opportunity To Play.
- Dodged A Bullet
- Does He Know He's Alive Or What
- Does Ones Heart Good
- Doesn't Miss A Meal
- Dog & Bone
- Dog Is God Spelled Backward
- Dog Portraits
- Dog Tired
- DOG: A Kind Of Additional Or Subsidiary Diety Designed To Catch The Overflow Or Surplus Of The World's Worship
- Doggy Paddle
- Dogs Are Better Than Human Beings Because They Know But Do Not Tell
- Dogs Are Good For The Soul
- Dogs Are Our Link To Paradise
- Dogs Are The Magicians Of The Universe
- Dogs Believe They Are Human. Cats Believe They Are God.
- Dogs Breakfast
- Dogs Come When They’re Called; Cats Take A Message And Get Back To You Later
- Dogs Do Speak, But Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
- Dogs Eat. Cats Dine.
- Dogs Never Bite Me. Just Humans.
- Dollars To Donuts
- Don't Be A Fish; Be A Frog. Swim In The Water And Jump When You Hit The Ground.
- Don't Be Afraid To Sparkle A Little Brighter
- Don't Be Afraid. Change Is Such A Beautiful Thing, Said The Butterfly.
- Don't Be Cruel
- Don't Believe My Ears
- Don't Bite The Boob That Feeds You
- Don't Blink
- Don't Call Us
- Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.
- Don't Dig Your Grave With Your Own Knife And Fork
- Don't Do The Crime
- Don't Give Me Any Lip
- Don't Lose Any Sleep Over It
- Don't Make Waves
- Don't Pick Your Nose
- Don't Play The Saxophone. Let It Play You.
- Don't Poke The Bear
- Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
- Don't Rock The Boat
- Don't Shoot
- Don't Take Yourself So Seriously. You’re Just A Monkey With A Plan
- Don't Try To Be Something To Everyone. Be Everything To Someone.
- Don't Waffle
- Don't Worry. Be Happy.
- Don’t Tell People Your Dreams. Show Them.
- Don’t Use Force; Get A Bigger Hammer!
- Dosh
- Double Agent
- Dough
- Down
- Down The Rabbit Hole
- Dozing Off
- Draft
- Draw Fire
- Dream Tonight Of Peacock Tails, Diamond Fields And Spouter Whales. Ills Are Many, Blessings Few, But Dreams Tonight Will Shelter You.
- Dress Shabbily And They Remember The Dress; Dress Impeccably And They Remember The Woman
- Dried Leaves
- Drink And Dance And Laugh And Lie, Love, The Reeling Midnight Through, For Tomorrow We Shall Die! But, Alas, We Never Do.
- Drive By Shooting
- Drowsy
- Drum Something Into Ones Head
- Dry Behind The Ears
- Ducks Quack Loudly Before A Rain
- Dude
- Dumbo Ears
- Dusting For Prints
- Duty, Honor, Country. Those Three Hallowed Words Reverently Dictate What You Ought To Be, What You Can Be, What You Will Be.
- E = MC2
- Each Of Us As He Receives His Private Trouncings At The Hands Of Fate Is Kept In Good Heart By Hearing Of The Moth In His Brother’s Parachute And The Scorpion In His Neighbor’s Underwear
- Ear To The Ground
- Earn One's Daily Bread
- Earth Laughs In Flowers
- Easy Money
- Eat A Live Frog First Thing In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You The Rest Of The Day
- Eat Breakfast Like A King, Lunch Like A Prince, And Dinner Like A Pauper
- Eat Cake
- Eat Drink And Be Merry
- Eat Like A Horse
- Eat Your Heart Out
- Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat.
- Eating For Two
- Eavesdropping
- Eddie Would Go
- Eight Ball
- Einstein
- Einstein Was Smarter Than His Parents
- Electric Blues
- Elegance Is Elimination
- Elegance Is Not Standing Out, But Being Remembered
- Elegant
- Elephant
- Elvis The Pelvis
- Emancipate Yourselves From Mental Slavery, None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!
- Engine
- English Breakfast
- English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. In The Shower.
- Enjoy The Show
- Envy, If Surrounded On All Sides By The Brightness Of Another’s Prosperity, Like The Scorpion Confined Within A Circle Of Fire, Will Sting Itself To Death
- Erase The Word Failure From Your Vocabulary
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Europe Was Created By History. America Was Created By Philosophy.
- Even A Frog Would Bite If It Had Teeth
- Even An Abstract Form Has To Have A Likeness
- Even If You Fall On Your Face, You're Still Moving Forward
- Even Keel
- Even Money
- Even Monkeys Fall From Trees
- Even Snakes Are Afraid Of Snakes
- Even The Ears Must Dance
- Even The Friendliest Snake Will Strike
- Even The Tiniest Of Flowers Can Have The Toughest Roots
- Even The Tiniest Things Can Be Miracles
- Every Dog Must Have His Day
- Every Flower Blooms At Its Own Pace
- Every Flower Must Grow Through Dirt
- Every Human Being Is A Clown But Only Few Have The Courage To Show It
- Every Human Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under Their Skin
- Every Man Contemplates An Angel In His Future Self
- Every Pearl Has Its Oyster
- Every Pizza Is A Perfect Pizza If You Try Hard And Believe In Yourself
- Every Quiet Step Is Thunder To Beetle Life Underfoot
- Every Time A Champagne Bottle Pops, A Party Angel Gets His Wings
- Every Time This Man Puts His Trumpet To His Lips, Even If Only To Practice Three Notes, He Does It With His Whole Soul
- Every Trade, Every Craft Has Its Hat
- Everybody In The Pool
- Everybody Must Have A Fantasy
- Everybody Told Me This Girl On The Piano Thing Is Never Going To Work
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Everyone Gives Them Lots Of Space
- Everyone Loves A Kick-Ass Girl
- Everyone Should Believe In Something. I Believe I Should Go To The Beach.
- Everyone Thinks They Have The Best Dog, And None Of Them Are Wrong
- Everything I Do, I Do It For You
- Everything I Know About Morality And The Obligations Of Men I Owe It To Football (Soccer)
- Everything I Know, I Learned From Dogs
- Everything In Life I Share, Except Of Course My Teddy Bear!
- Everything Is Just Ducky
- Everything Is Practice
- Everything Tastes Better Covered In Whipped Cream
- Everywhere That Freedom Stirs, Let Tyrants Fear
- Evil Is Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid
- Evolution Is A Process That Never Stops. Baboons Who Fail To Exhibit Moral Behavior Do Not Survive; They Wind Up As Meat For Leopards.
- Excellence Is The Gradual Result Of Always Striving To Do Better
- Expecting
- Experience Is…A Kind Of Huge Spider Web Of The Finest Silken Threads Suspended In The Chamber Of Consciousness, And Catching Every Airborne Particle In Its Tissue
- Eye Of Newt, And Toe Of Frog, Wool Of Bat, And Tongue Of Dog, Adder’s Fork, And Blind Worm’s Sting, Lizard’s Leg, And Owlet’s Wing, For A Charm Of Powerful Trouble, Like A Hell-Broth Boil And Bubble
- Eyeballing
- Eyes Brown
- Eyes Dark
- Eyes Green
- Eyes Red
- Eyes Yellow
- F You
- Face & Body Painting
- Face Lips
- Face The Music
- Face: Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Facial Expressions
- Failure Is Like A Caterpillar Before It Becomes A Butterfly
- Faint Of Heart
- Fairies Are Just Girls With Glitter In Their Veins
- Falling On Deaf Ears
- Fancy Feathers Make Peacocks, But You Pluck Them And See What's Left
- Fanny
- Fashion Is At Once A Caterpillar And A Butterfly, Caterpillar By Day, Butterfly By Night
- Fashion Is Instant Language
- Fashion Is Like Eating, You Shouldn't Stick To The Same Menu
- Fashion Is The Armor To Survive The Reality Of Everyday Life
- Fashion You Can Buy, But Style You Posess
- Fashionable
- Fashions Fade. Style Is Eternal.
- Fast Food
- Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
- Fat Lip
- Feel Your Oats
- Feeling Blue
- Feeling Squeaky Clean
- Feliz Navidad
- Fend Off
- Fetch
- Fetes
- Few Cards Short Of A Deck
- Few Realize How Loud Their Expressions Really Are. Be Kind With What You Wordlessly Say.
- Fiction Is Like A Spider's Web, Attached Ever So Lightly Perhaps, But Still Attached To Life At All Four Corners
- Fields Have Eyes Woods Have Ears
- Fife And Drum
- Fight Fire With Water
- Fighting Mad
- Fill Someones Shoes
- Filthy Rich
- Finale
- Fine Feathers, They Say, Make Fine Birds
- Finger Painting
- Fingers
- Fingers Don't Have Much To Do With Playing The Piano
- Fire Away
- Firearm
- Firecracker
- First We Eat, Then We Do Everything Else
- First We Molt, Then Spin A Web, After This We Weave, Until Our Food Is Dead. Next Dancing A Jig, And Waiting For A Meal, Then We Wrestle A Bit Til We Sit And Eat Our Fill.
- Fishing
- Fishing Pattern
- Fishing Tackle
- Fit As A Fiddle Woman
- Fitness Yoga
- Five-O
- Flapjacks
- Flesh Sells
- Flies Are The Dead Man's Revenge
- Flipping Burgers
- Flirty
- Float A Trial Balloon
- Float Like A Butterfly Sting Like A Bee
- Floor It
- Flower Arrangement
- Flowers Grow Out Of Dark Moments
- Flowery
- Flowery People
- Fluffle
- Fly A Kite
- Fly Fishing
- Fly Fishing Pattern
- Fly Fishing Tackle
- Flying Without Feathers Is Not Easy: My Wings Have No Feathers
- Folk Will Know How Large Your Soul Is By The Way You Treat A Dog
- Folks Heres A Story About Minnie The Moocher
- Follow In Someone's Footsteps
- Follow Suit
- Follow Your Heart
- Follow Your Nose
- Food For Thought
- Food Is Like Sex: When You Abstain, Even The Worst Stuff Begins To Look Good
- Fools Gold
- Football (Soccer) Is The Ballet Of The Masses
- Football American
- For A Good Life: Work Like A Dog. Eat Like A Horse. Think Like A Fox. And Play Like A Rabbit.
- For All Your Days Prepare, And Meet Them Ever Alike: When You Are The Anvil, Bear. When You Are The Hammer, Strike.
- For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One
- For Love Or Money
- For Me, They Are The Role Model For Being Alive
- For One To Fly, One Needs Only To Take The Reins
- For The Gunner Who Feels As I Do, Each Shot Is Enough To Lift Him For A Day; And For That One Moment Of Glory When He Hits, He Is The Point, The Flare Of Fan, The Roaring Gun And The Slant And The Falling Bird While That Moment Lasts.
- For When The Wine Is In, The Wit Is Out
- Forked Tongue
- Form Itself, Even If Completely Abstract ... Has Its Own Inner Sound
- Formal
- Forty Winks
- Four Eyes
- Four Snakes Gliding Up And Down A Hollow For No Purpose That I Could See - Not To Eat, Not For Love, But Only Gliding
- Fox
- Foxy
- Free Time
- Freedom Has Cost Too Much Blood And Agony To Be Relinquished At The Cheap Price Of Rhetoric
- Freedom Has Never Been Free
- Freedom Is Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose
- Freedom Is Like Taking A Bath: You Got To Keep Doing It Every Day
- Freedom Is Never Given; It Is Won
- Freedom Is Never More Than One Generation Away From Extinction. We Didn't Pass It To Our Children In The Bloodstream. It Must Be Fought For, Protected, And Handed On For Them To Do The Same.
- Freedom Is The Oxygen Of The Soul
- Freedom Without Virtue Isn't Freedom - It Will Eventually Destroy A Society
- French
- French Fries
- French Hornist
- French Kiss
- Friendly Fire
- Friends, Sun, Sand And Sea, That Sounds Like Summer To Me
- Fries Before Guys
- Frog In A Little Pond Can Be Much Happier Than Fish In A Vast Ocean!
- From Our Birthday, Until We Die, Is But The Winking Of An Eye
- From The Bottom Of My Heart
- Front Money
- Frosted
- Fruit Still Life
- Fruity
- Full Figured
- Full Steam Ahead
- Funny Like A Clown Onstage? Or Funny Like A Clown Hanging Around The Entrance To A Bank?
- Funny Money
- Fuzz
- G & T
- Gala
- Gamble
- Game
- Game American Football
- Game Archery
- Game Baseball
- Game Basketball
- Game Billiards Pool
- Game Cards
- Game Cricket
- Game Dice
- Game Golf
- Game Paintball
- Game Pattern
- Game Swim Meet
- Game Tennis
- Games Lubricate The Body And Mind (Woman)
- Garage Band
- Garden Design
- Generally, I Like To Be As Half Naked As I Possibly Can
- Genius
- Get 'Em
- Get At The Heart Of It
- Get Back
- Get Back (Fireworks)
- Get Cold Feet
- Get Off Someones Back
- Get Off Your Butt
- Get Ones Feet Wet
- Get Some Zs
- Get The Jump On
- Get The Show On The Road
- Get Together
- Get Up From That Piano You Hurt'n Its Feelings
- Get Your Money's Worth
- Get Your Red Hots
- Getting Angry Doesn't Solve Anything
- Getting My Ducks In A Row
- Getting Out Of Dodge
- Gimme
- Girl Just Wanna Have Sun
- Girls Are Nothing To Be Afraid Of, No Matter The Kind. Boys On The Other Hand.
- Girls Be Like I'm Fine But Then They Write Poems In The Notes App
- Girls. Jesus Christ. They Can Drive You Crazy.
- Girls: A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- Girls: All Those Girls Are Cake...I'm Cream Brûlée
- Girls: Boys Annoyed Her. Girls Annoyed Her. She Should Have Been A Cat.
- Girls: Boys Just Aren't Very Good At Being Afraid
- Girls: Fairies Are Just Girls With Glitter In Their Veins
- Girls: Fries Before Guys
- Girls: Let Her Bloom
- Girls: Love Her And Let Her Bloom
- Girls: Not Knowing You Can't Do Something, Is Sometimes All It Takes To Do It
- Girls: The Heck With Sugar And Spice
- Girls: The Most Pretty Little Things Have Lethal Thorns
- Girls: There Is So Much Woman In Many A Girl And Too Much Boy In Many A Man
- Give It Your Best Shot
- Give Lip Service
- Give Me A Jingle
- Give Me Tiaras And Boys In Tights Any Day
- Give You A Run For Your Money
- Glamour Is About Feeling Good In Your Own Skin
- Glutton For Punishment
- Gnarly
- Go Along for the Ride
- Go Blow It Out Your Ear
- Go Down Like A Lead Balloon
- Go Fly A Kite
- Go For A Swim
- Go Great Guns
- Go Large
- Go Suck An Egg
- God Changes Caterpillars Into Butterflies, Sand Into Pearls, And Coal Into Diamonds Using Time And Pressure. He’s Working On You, Too
- God Has Given You One Face, And You Make Yourself Another
- God Made Only Water, But Man Made Wine
- God Must’ve Had A Blast Painting The Stripes On The Zebra, Hanging The Stars In The Sky, Putting The Gold In The Sunset
- Going Bananas
- Going On A Bender
- Gold Medals Aren’t Really Made Of Gold. They’re Made Of Sweat, Determination, And A Hard-To-Find Alloy Called Guts.
- Golf
- Gone Fishing
- Good Advice Once Was Worth A Camel; Now That It Is Free Of Charge, No One Takes It
- Good Clean Fun
- Good Food Ends With Good Talk
- Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere
- Good Habits Formed At Youth Make All The Difference
- Good Hand
- Good Is Not Good When Better Is Expected
- Good Money After Bad
- Good Night Sleep Tight
- Good Things Seem To Come At The End Of The Day - Rare Moments Would Be As Rare, Fair Thoughts As Fair At Any Hour, But Because The Day Is Dying Each Is The More Precious As The Lordly Ridges Swallow Time
- Good Times And Tan Lines
- Good Wine Praises Itself
- Goody Two Shoes
- Got Milk
- Got Pluck
- Got The Blues
- Got Ya
- Grab Life By The Horn
- Gracious Words Are A Honeycomb, Sweet To The Soul And Healing To The Bones
- Graffiti
- Great Art Is Never Perfect; Perfect Art Is Never Great.
- Great Food Is Like Great Sex. The More You Have The More You Want.
- Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
- Greed
- Green
- Greenbacks
- Griddle Cakes
- Grooming
- Gum
- Gun Down
- Gun Paintball
- Guns
- Guns Blazing
- Gunships
- Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, Where’d You Get The Pig? Guy Says, This Is A Duck. Bartender Says, I Was Talking To The Duck.
- Hair Trigger
- Half A Loaf Is Better Than No Bread
- Half The Failures In Life Result From Pulling In One’s Horse When It Is Leaping
- Halfhearted
- Hallo, Rabbit, He Said, Is That You? Let’s Pretend It Isn’t, Said Rabbit, And See What Happens.
- Hambomb
- Hammer
- Hands Up
- Hang 10
- Hanging Ones Hat
- Happily Ever After Is Not A Fairy - It's A Choice
- Happiness Blooms From Within
- Happiness Is A Day At The Beach
- Happiness Is A Journey, Not A Destination
- Happiness Is A Thing To Be Practiced, Like The Violin
- Happiness Is Like A Butterfly, The More You Chase It, The More It Will Evade You, But If You Notice The Other Things Around You, It Will Gently Come And Sit On Your Shoulder
- Happy
- Happy Christmas
- Happy Hour
- Happy Hour (Party)
- Hard Cash
- Hard Work Beats Talent When Talent Doesn’t Work Hard
- Harmonica Is Like A Voice
- Hate Mail
- Hate, It Has Caused A Lot Of Problems In This World, But Has Not Solved One Yet
- Haters Are Like Crickets. Crickets Make a Lot Of Noise, You Hear It But You Can’t See Them, Then Right When You Walk Bye, They’re Quiet.
- Hatter
- Have A Bash
- Have A Bit Of Fun
- Have A Blast
- Have A Bun In The Oven
- Have A Change Of Heart
- Have A Heart Of Stone
- Have A Heart To Heart Talk
- Have A Kip
- Have A Leg Up
- Have A Shot At
- Have A Whale Of A Time
- Have Fun Storming The Castle
- Have Legs
- Have Someone's Back
- Have Someones Ear
- Having A Ball
- He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting Below It
- He Doth Like The Ape, That The Higher He Climbs The More He Shows His Arse
- He Is As Brave As A Bulldog And As Tenacious As A Lobster If He Gets His Claws Upon Anyone
- He Is Not Worthy Of The Honey Comb That Shuns The Hives Because The Bees Have Stings
- He Might Make A Violin Player, But He'll Never Make No Fiddler
- He Only Earns His Freedom And His Life Who Takes Them Every Day By Storm
- He Runs Like A Camel. A Really Pissed Off Camel.
- He Seems Determined To Make A Trumpet Sound Like A Tin Whistle
- He Steals Grapes And Fruit Like A Monkey
- He That Has Been Bitten By A Snake Is Afraid Of A Rope
- He Was A Bold Man That First Ate An Oyster
- He Who Builds On The Favours Of The Great, Advances Towards Fortune Mounted On A Crab
- He Who Chases Two Rabbits, Catches None
- He Who Eats Alone Chokes Alone
- He Who Pays The Piper Calls The Tune
- He Who Understands Baboon Would Do More Towards Metaphysics Than Locke
- He Will Be Eating Curds And Honey When He Knows Enough To Reject The Wrong And Choose The Right
- He's Got His Nose Out Of Joint
- He's Got The Blues
- He's Like A Spider. I Happen To Like Spiders.
- He's No Day At The Beach
- Headphones Aren't Big Enough These Days
- Headphones On. World Off.
- Healthy Wealthy & Wise Woman
- Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, And You Won’t Be Invited To Cocktail Parties
- Heard It Through The Grapevine
- Heavy Heart
- Heavy Load
- Heel
- Height Of Bad Luck Will Be…When I Will Dare To Kiss A Prince And He Will Turn Into A Frog
- Hello Sailor
- Help Me, Please. I’m Too Moist And Tender To Retire
- Her Majesty
- Here’s To The Nights We Don’t Remember And The Friends We Won’t Forget
- Hero Sandwich
- Hi Fi
- High Time
- Hippo
- His Ambition Is To Be The Spider In The World Wide Web
- His Hooves Pound The Beat, Your Heart Sings The Song
- His Majesty
- His Nibs
- History Records The Names Of Royal Bastards, But Cannot Tell Us The Origin Of Wheat
- Hit A Knot Snoring
- Hit Below The Belt
- Hit Below The Belts
- Ho Ho Ho
- Hocus Pocus
- Hold A Gun To Your Head
- Hold On With A Bulldog Grip, And Chew And Choke As Much As Possible
- Hold The Phone
- Hold Your Tongue
- Holds All The Cards
- Hole In One
- Home Is Where The Wine Is
- Homeopathic Yoga
- Honey
- Honey Bunny
- Honey Trap
- Hook Line & Sinker
- Hoops
- Hope Is The Thing With Feathers That Perches In The Soul - And Sings The Tunes Without The Words - And Never Stops At All
- Hornist
- Hot Cakes
- Hot Money
- Hot Pink
- Hot Shot
- Hotdogging
- House Of Cards
- How A Hat Makes You Feel Is What A Hat Is All About
- How Brave A Ladybug Must Be! Each Drop Of Rain Is Big As She. Can You Imagine What You’d Do, If Raindrops Fell As Big As You?
- How Does The Meadow Flower Its Bloom Unfold? Because The Lovely Little Flower Is Free Down To Its Root, And In That Freedom Bold.
- How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- How Many Emperors And How Many Princes Have Lived And Died And No Record Of Them Remains, And They Only Sought To Gain Dominions And Riches In Order That Their Fame Might Be Ever Lasting
- How’s Her Royal Bitchiness? Alive. Pity.
- HRH
- Human Milk Is Like Ice Cream, Penicillin, And The Drug Ecstasy All Wrapped In Two Pretty Packages
- Humans Are Amphibians - Half Spirit And Half Animal. As Spirits They Belong To The Eternal World, But As Animals They Inhabit Time.
- Humming Along
- Hunger Is A Good Cook
- Hurt No Living Thing Ladybird, Nor Butterfly, Nor Moth With Dusty Wings
- Hush Money
- Hustle Your Butt Off
- I Always Felt Like The Trombone Or Trumpet Player Was The Coolest Dude In The Room
- I Always Get To Where I'm Going By Walking Away From Where I Have Been
- I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy
- I Always Put On Chanel No 5 After I've Had A Bath
- I Always Say, One's Company, Two's A Crowd, And Three's A Party
- I Always Thought Vinyl Was Just Intriguing
- I Always Wanted A Baby
- I Am A Clown, Just Without The Painted Smile
- I Am A Deeply Superficial Person
- I Am A Feather For Each Wind That Blows
- I Am A Free Man. I Feel As Light As A Feather.
- I Am Always Doing Things I Can't Do, That's How I Get To Do Them
- I Am An American; Free Born And Free Bred, Where I Acknowledge No Man As My Superior, Except For His Own Worth, Or As My Inferior, Except For His Own Demerit
- I Am An Official Slow Roasted, Honey Baked Ham
- I Am His Highness' Dog At Kew; Pray Tell Me, Sir, Whose Dog Are You?
- I Am Like Water So To Say, I Will Find My Way!
- I Am Not Your Luv. I Am Your Royal Highness.
- I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose
- I Am The Greatest
- I Am The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill. I Am Dracula.
- I Applied Streaks And Blobs Of Color Onto The Canvass With A Palette Knife, And I Made Them Sing With All The Intensity I Could
- I Became A Beach Bum
- I Believe In The Impossible Because No One Else Does
- I Believe There Are More Instances Of The Abridgement Of Freedom Of The People By Gradual And Silent Encroachments By Those In Power Than By Violent And Sudden Usurpations
- I Blow Up Fireworks All The Time, And I Love Making Milkshakes And Banana Splits
- I Bring My Ukulele Everywhere I Go
- I Can Always Tell What Kind Of Time I’m Having At A Party By The Look On My Wife’s Face
- I Can Bear Scorpion’s Stings, Tread Fields Of Fire, In Frozen Gulfs Of Cold Eternal Lie, Be Tossed Aloft Through Tracts Of Endless Void, But Cannot Live In Shame
- I Can Do It In My Sleep
- I Can Play The Harmonica With My Nose
- I Can't Hear Anything, John. Please, Would You Put On Your Headphones.
- I Cook With Wine. Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.
- I Cried Like A Baby
- I Didn't Think You Could Just Become A Rock & Roll Singer
- I Didn’t Choose The Bug Life. The Bug Life Chose Me.
- I Distrust Camels, And Anyone Else Who Can Go A Week Without A Drink
- I Do A Mean Mouth Trumpet
- I Do Think There Are Certain Times We Should Infringe On Your Freedom
- I Don't Always Tell People Where I Hunt, But When I Do, It’s A Lie
- I Don't Design Clothes. I Design Dreams.
- I Don't Do Fashion. I Am Fashion.
- I Don't Hate Pop Music. I Liked The Beatles, But Then, I Knew Them.
- I Don't Have A Drug Problem. I Have A Police Problem.
- I Don't Know If It's Animalistic Or What, But Men Become Like Peacocks With Their Feathers Up When Women Are Around
- I Don't Mind A Bikini Bottom
- I Don't Think Its Real Unless You Put It On An LP
- I Don’t Have To Show That I Am Working Very Hard
- I Don’t Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin’ Around With A Frog
- I Don’t Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.
- I Drink To The General Joy O The Whole Table
- I Excel At Pulling Strings Said Arachne. I’m A Spider!
- I Expect Of Abstraction As Much As What Imagery Does For Me… To Carry Meaning
- I Feel As Light As A Feather
- I Feel Like An Old Warhorse At The Sound Of A Trumpet When I Read About The Capturing Of Rare Beetles
- I Feel Like I Was Bred To Do What I Do
- I Feel Like If It's A Good Song On Guitar, Its A Good Song No Matter What
- I Feel My Most Beautiful When I'm Clean, Fresh Out Of The Bath
- I Fell In Love The Way You Fall Asleep: Slowly, And Then All At Once
- I Found A Little Beetle, So That Beetle Was His Name
- I Freely Admit That The Best Of My Fun I Owe It To Horse and Hound
- I Function Better When Things Are Going Badly Than When They're As Smooth As Whipped Cream
- I Gained A Respect For The Turntables When I Was A Kid
- I Got A Pet Monkey Called Charlie Chan
- I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle ... It Wasn't Mine
- I Got The Blues
- I Had A Lot Of Turntable Hits. A Lot Of Them.
- I Had An Old Typewriter And A Big Idea
- I Have A Social Disease. I Have To Go Out Every Night. If I Stay Home One Night I Start Spreading Rumors To My Dogs.
- I Have A Thick Skin
- I Have An Unabashed Adoration For Cheesy Pop Music
- I Have Been Impressed With The Urgency Of Doing. Knowing Is Not Enough; We Must Apply. Being Willing Is Not Enough; We Must Do.
- I Have Chosen To Be Happy Because It's Good For My Health
- I Have Felt Cats Rubbing Their Faces Against Mine And Touching My Cheek With Claws Carefully Sheathed. These Things, To Me, Are Expressions Of Love.
- I Have Found That When You Are Deeply Troubled, There Are Things You Get From The Silent Devoted Companionship Of A Dog That You Can Get From No Other Source
- I Have Held Jim Hendrixs Woodstock Guitar And Imagined What It Would Be Like To Play It, But Thats The Extent Of It
- I Have Lived With Several Zen Masters — All Of Them Cats
- I Have No Problem Ruffling Feathers
- I Have Spent A Good Part Of My Life Showing What An Intellectual Bubble The Left Lives In
- I Have To Be Seen To Be Believed
- I Haven't Had Much Luck In Pairing Red Wine With Lobster
- I Heard An Angel Singing; When The Day Was Springing, Mercy, Pity, Peace; Is The World’s Release
- I Invent Words You Think You've Heard - Spray Hopper Or Swag Beetle
- I Just Go Where The Guitar Takes Me
- I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-Piece: A Top, A Bottom, And A Blindfold For You.
- I Just Learned My Lyrics And Tried Not To Bump Into The Trumpet Player
- I Just Look At A Bagel And My Ass Gets Bigger
- I Just Love A Girl In A Hat
- I Just Play The Guitar And Write Songs
- I Just Sit At A Typewriter And Curse A Bit
- I Just Want To Be In My Sweats, Walk My Dog And Eat Pizza
- I Know But One Freedom, And That Is The Freedom Of The Mind
- I Learned The Way A Monkey Learns - By Watching Its Parents
- I Learned To Walk As A Baby, And I Haven't Had A Lesson Since
- I Like A Real Beach
- I Like Almost Everything, Even Country Twang, Disco, Blue Grass And Accordions
- I Like Anywhere With A Beach
- I Like Best The Wine Drunk At The Cost Of Others
- I Like Boring Things
- I Like Coffee. I Like Tea. I Like The Girls & The Girls Like Me.
- I Like Dogs. Big Dogs. Little Dogs. Fat Dogs. Doggy Dogs. Old Dogs. Puppy Dogs. I Like Dogs. A dog That Is Barking Over The Hill. A Dog That Is Dreaming Very Still. A Dog That Is Running Wherever He Will. I Like Dogs.
- I Like Games Of Chance, Including Woman
- I Like My Bikinis Very Small
- I Like Pink
- I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then
- I Live In A Bubble
- I Live In A House, But My Home Is In The Stable
- I Look Like A Casual, Laid Back Guy, But It's Like A Circus In My Head
- I Looked For Great Men, But All I Found Were The Apes Of Their Ideals
- I Looked Like A Neon Zebra, Shaking Rain Off Her Stripes
- I Love Being Someone I'm Not For A Period Of Time
- I Love Cats Because I Enjoy My Home; And Little By Little, They Become Its Visible Soul
- I Love Every Minute Of Being In Someone Else's Skin
- I Love Everything That's Old: Old Friends, Old Times, Old Manners, Old Books, Old Wines
- I Love Her And That's The Beginning And End Of Everything
- I Love Old School Rock & Roll
- I Love Pop Music
- I Love Sleep. My Life Has A Tendency To Fall Apart When I'm Awake.
- I Love The Beach
- I Love The French Horn
- I Love The Ocean
- I Love Those Who Can Smile In Trouble
- I Love Those Who Can Smile In Trouble, Who Can Gather Strength From Distress, And Grow Brave By Reflection. Tis The Business Of Little Minds To Shrink, But They Whose Heart Is Firm, And Whose Conscience Approves Their Conduct, Will Pursue Their Principles
- I Love Vinyl, Man
- I Love You Because The Entire Universe Conspired To Help Me Find You
- I Love You Bunches
- I Love You Not Only For What You Are, But For What I am When I am With You
- I Make Unbelievable Pizza
- I May Be A Beginner At Somethings, But I've Got A Black Belt In Shopping
- I Mean It Was Clear As Day. T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C, I Mean Can You Believe A Spider Wrote That?
- I Must Have Flowers, Always, And Always
- I Must Not Look Like A Baboon’s Backside
- I Need Some Beach Therapy
- I Need This Wild Life, This Freedom
- I Need To Hear Something Thats Going To Save My Life
- I Never Knew A Man That Hunted Quail That Didn’t Come Out Of It A Little Politer By Comparison
- I Never Met A Stripe I Didn’t Like
- I Never Wanted To Sing. I Just Wanted To Play Rhythm Guitar - Hide In The Back And Just Play
- I Never Worry About The Problem. I Worry About The Solution.
- I Once Cried Because I Had No Shoes To Play Soccer, But One Day, I Met A Man Who Had No Feet
- I Play A Mean Harmonica
- I Played a Guitar With A File And A Synthesizer
- I Played Football. I Played Trumpet. I Could Draw.
- I Prefer Vinyl
- I Put One On The Turntable And When The Needle Dropped, I Was Stunned - Didn't Know Whether I Was Stoned Or Straight
- I Rather Like Bad Wine; One Gets So Bored With Good Wine
- I Really Love Pizza After Midnight
- I Refuse To Let A Number Dictate My Self Worth And, Besides, I Like Cake
- I Remember Opening Up My First Vinyl And Seeing The Incredible Artwork
- I Saw The Angel In The Marble And Carved Until I Set Him Free
- I Scream for Ice Cream
- I Slept Like A Baby
- I Spy
- I Tell My Piano The Things I Used To Tell You
- I Think Best In A Hot Bath, With My Head Tilted Back And My Feet Up High
- I Think God, In Creating Man, Somewhat Overestimated His Ability
- I Think I'd Miss You Even If We Never Met
- I Think I'll Be A Clown When I Get Grown
- I Think Of Dieting, Then I Eat Pizza
- I Think Of You Everydaisy
- I Think The Discomfort That Some People Feel In Going To The Monkey Cages At The Zoo Is A Warning Sign
- I Thought We Decided That Men Are Just Big, Hairy Apes
- I Took Mythology A Lot More Seriously Since I’d Become A Vampire
- I Took To It Like A Duck To Water
- I Treasure That Little Ukulele
- I Understand Abstract Art As An Attempt To Feed Imagination With A World Built Through The Basic Sensations Of The Eyes
- I Used To Stand In Front Of The Mic And Cry
- I Want All Of You Forever, You And Me, Every Day
- I Want There To Be Woodcock Forever Flying Over In October, And Solitude, And Hunter’s Moon. But Most, I Want There To Be Grouse – Of All Wild Things, The Wildest – In These Endless Mountains We Call Home.
- I Want To Be Around People Not Crickets
- I Want To Be Bob Denver On Acid Playing The Accordion
- I Want To Suck Your Blood
- I Wanted An Electric Train For Christmas But I Got A Saxophone Instead
- I Wanted To Play Saxophone, But All I Could Get Were A Few Squeaks
- I Was A Shy Kid With A Broom Handle That I Pretended Was A Microphone
- I Was Bageled
- I Was Grateful To The Ladybug That Crawled Across My Dress, Just For Its Foolish Speckled Back, And For Its Littleness
- I Was Raised On Pop Music
- I Was Really Too Honest A Man To Be A Politician And Live
- I Was Stopped By A Vampire, A Rotting Old Wreck. It Showed Me Its Teeth And Went Straight For My Neck.
- I Was The Little White Kid Who Rocked The Turntables
- I Wasn't Really Naked, I Simply Didn't Have Any Clothes On.
- I Went Goodness Knows How Long Without A Bath
- I Worked On My Weaknesses And Made Them My Strengths
- I Would Be A Ladybird, Bringing All Luck
- I Would Get On My Skateboard And Ride Down To The Local Record Store
- I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano
- I'd Like My Baby Fat To Leave
- I'd Like To Know How To Catch A Girl. I’ve Caught Frogs, I’ve Caught Snakes, Earthworms.
- I'd Never Lived Before Your Love
- I'd Rather Be Lucky Than Good
- I'd Rather Wear Flowers In My Hair Than Diamonds Around My Neck
- I'll Be In My Happy Little Bubble
- I'm A Big Bath Person
- I'm A Hatter
- I'm A Social Caterpillar. I Am Not A Social Butterfly.
- I'm A Stereo And She's Just So Monotone
- I'm A Trumpet Player, And I Sing Jazz
- I'm All Ears
- I'm Always In The Mood For Pizza
- I'm Confident As Hell When I Step In Front Of The Mic
- I'm Doubtful About The Temper Of Your Flamingo
- I'm Going Out To Get A Bite To Drink
- I'm Going To Hell, I'm Going There Playing The Piano
- I'm Just Trying To Raise A Smile (Women's Clothes)
- I'm Listening
- I'm No Day At The Beach
- I'm Not A Criminal, Said Paddington, Hotly. I’m A Bear!
- I'm Not Afraid Of Spiders; I've Had Worse In My Bed
- I'm Not Made Of Money
- I'm Not Very Good At Being A Performing Monkey
- I'm Off To Join The Circus
- I'm Pretty, But I'm Not Beautiful. I Sin, But I'm Not The Devil. I'm Good, But I'm Not An Angel.
- I'm Probably The Trombone
- I'm Ready To Rock & Roll
- I'm Rosa Parks With A Gibson Guitar
- I'm Scared Of Spiders, Coach
- I'm Sending Luck And Wishes All Wrapped Up In A Hug. Good Things Should Come Your Way With This Tiny Ladybug
- I'm So Rumbly In My Tumbly
- I'm Such A Bikini Girl
- I'm Suspicious Of People Who Don't Like Dogs, But I Trust A Dog When It Doesn't Like A Person
- I'm The Only DJ That's Scratching
- I'm Toast
- I'm Very Comfortable In My Skin
- I'm With The Band
- I've Become A Ukulele Hoarder
- I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.
- I've Failed Over And Over And Over Again In My Life. And That Is Why I Succeed.
- I've Had No Problem Harnessing Anger
- I've Heard Girls Like It When You Listen
- I've Never Scored A Goal In My Life Without Getting A Pass From Someone Else
- I've Wrestled With Alligators / Tussled With A Whale / Handcuffed Lightning / Thrown Thunder In Jail
- Ideas Are Like Rabbits. You Get A Couple And Learn How To Handle Them, And Pretty Soon You Have A Dozen.
- Idleness Is An Appendix To Nobility
- If A Caterpillar Doesn’t Know Its Future Has Wings, It Hardly Experiences Itself As Land-Bound
- If A Dog Will Not Come To You After Having Looked You In The Face, You Should Go Home And Examine Your Conscience
- If A Feller Can't Bow, He'll Never Make A Fiddler
- If A Frog Becomes A King, He Will Make The Whole Kingdom Muddy!
- If A Violin String Could Ache, I Would Be That String
- If Animals Could Speak, The Dog Would Be A Blundering Outspoken Fellow. But The Cat Would Have The Rare Grace Of Never Saying A Word Too Much.
- If At First You Don’t Succeed You Are Running About Average
- If Bread Is The First Necessity In Life, Recreation Is A Close Second
- If Cats Could Talk, They Wouldn’t
- If Cats Looked Like Frogs We'd Realize What Nasty, Cruel Little Bastards They Are. Style. That's What People Remember.
- If Feathers Don't Ruffle, Nothing Flies
- If Girls Could Spit Venom, It'd Be Through Their Eyes
- If Girls Dressed For Boys, They'd Just Walk Around Naked At All Times
- If I Choose Abstraction Over Reality, It Is Because I Consider It The Lesser Chaos
- If I Could Be Half The Person My Dog Is, I'd Be Twice The Human I Am
- If I Tell You, I'll Have To Shoot You
- If I Were A Fly, I'd Have Second Thoughts, But I'm Not, So I Don't
- If In Doubt Paddle Out
- If It Looks Like A Duck, Quacks Like A Duck, It’s A Duck!
- If It Swells Ride It
- If It Wasn't For Pick Pockets, I'd Have No Sex Life At All
- If It Were A Person, It Would Laugh Loudly In Quiet Restaurants, Boastfully Wear The Wrong Clothes For Special Occasions, And Probably Play Hockey
- If It Weren't For Independent Record Stores, I Would Be A Real Estate Agent
- If It's Your Job To Eat A Frog, It's Best To Do It First Thing In The Morning. And If It's Your Job To Eat Two Frogs, It's Best To Eat The Biggest One First
- If It’s Not Here, That Means It’s Out There
- If Losing Weight Was Easy, We Would All Be Skinny
- If Music Be The Food Of Love, Play On
- If My Mind Can Conceive It And My Heart Believe It - Then I Can Achieve It
- If Nothing Ever Changed, There Would Be No Such Things As Butterflies
- If One Could Conclude As To The Nature Of The Creator From A Study Of Creation It Would Appear That God Has An Inordinate Fondness For Stars And Beetles
- If Only We Could Eat Violin Music
- If People Had Hearts Like German Shepherds, The World Would Be Full Of Love, Loyalty, And Head Tilting….Lots Of Head Tilting
- If Someone Gives You A Belt Buckle, It's Like A Piece Of Jewelry
- If The Camel Once Gets His Nose In The Tent, His Body Will Soon Follow
- If The Freedom Of Speech Is Taken Away Then Dumb And Silent We May Be Led, Like Sheep To The Slaughter
- If The Hunter Comes Back With Mushrooms, Don’t Ask Him How His Hunt Was
- If The Mandolin Wind Couldn't Change A Thing Then I Know I Love Ya
- If The Shoe Fits
- If The World Is Flooded, It Will Be Easy For The Duck
- If There Are No Dogs In Heaven, Then When I Die I Want To Go Where They Went
- If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream - And We Haven't Got Any!
- If Things Don’t Come Easy To You, You Have To Pull A Bunny Out Of A Hat
- If We Can Discover The Meaning In The Trilling Of A Frog, Perhaps We May Understand Why It Is For Us Not Merely Noise But A Song Of Poetry And Emotion
- If We Complain About The Tune, There Is No Reason To Attack The Monkey When The Organ Grinder Is Present
- If We Could See The Miracle Of A Single Flower Clearly Our Whole Life Would Change
- If Wine Tells Truth, And So Have Said The Wise, It Makes Me Laugh To Think How Brandy Lies!
- If You Are A Mouse Don’t Follow Frogs
- If You Aren’t Going All The Way, Why Go At All?
- If You Can Believe It, The Mind Can Achieve It
- If You Can Breathe, You Can Play The Harmonica
- If You Can Dream Of Beating Me You'd Better Wake Up And Apologize
- If You Chase Two Rabbits, You Will Not Catch Either One
- If You Dance With Your Heart Your Body Will Follow
- If You Don't Own A Dog, At Least One, There May Not Necessarily Be Anything Wrong With You, But There May Be Something Wrong With Your Life
- If You Feel Great In A Bikini, You Can Always Work It
- If You Got A Trumpet, Get On Your Feet, Brother, And Blow It
- If You Have Everything Under Control, You’re Not Moving Fast Enough
- If You Have To Eat Two Frogs, Eat The Ugliest One First
- If You Have To Swallow A Frog, Try Not To Think About It. If You Have To Swallow Two Frogs, Don’t Swallow The Smaller One First.
- If You Keep Your Feathers Well Oiled, The Water Of Criticism Will Run Off As From A Duck’s Back
- If You Lay With A Scorpion, Don't Be Surprised When It Finally Stings You
- If You Like It, If You Feel It, You Can't Help But Move To It
- If You Live To Be A Hundred, I Want To Live To Be A Hundred Minus One Day, So I Never Have To Live Without You
- If You Look The Right Way, You Can See The Whole World Is A Garden
- If You Need Me I'll Be In My Coffin
- If You Need Me, Call Me On My Shell
- If You Put Your Ears Close To The Roots Of A Mango Tree, You Will Hear Crabs Coughing
- If You Should Rear A Duck In The Heart Of The Sahara, No Doubt It Would Swim If You Brought It To The Nile
- If You Smile When You See A Butterfly, You Have Happiness In Your Soul
- If You Smile When You're Alone, Then You Really Mean It
- If You Think People Are Inherently Good, You Get Rid Of The Police For 24 Hours - See What Happens
- If You Want To Keep Camels, Have A Big Enough Door
- If You Want To Know How Far Gossip Travels, Do This - Take A Feather Pillow Up On A Roof, Slice It Open, And Let The Feathers Fly Away On The Wind. Then Go And Find Every Single Feather And Re-Stuff The Pillow.
- If You Want To Turn On Your Boyfriend, Get Naked And Strap On An Accordion
- If You Want Total Security, Go To Prison. There You're Fed, Clothed, Given Medical Care And So On. The Only Thing Lacking... Is Freedom.
- If You're A Zebra, I’m A Zebra
- If You're Afraid Of Butter, Use Cream
- If You're Attacking, You Don’t Get As Tired As When You’re Chasing
- If You're Going To Hunt For Elephants, Don’t Get Off The Trail For A Bunny
- If You're Not Ready To Die For It, Put The Word Freedom Out Of Your Vocabulary
- If You're Sad, Add More Lipstick And Attack
- If Your Horse Says No, You Either Asked The Wrong Question, Or Asked The Question Wrong
- Imagine A Political System So Radical As To Promise To Move More Of The Poorest 20% Of The Population Into The Richest 20% Than Remain In The Poorest Bracket Within The Decade? You Don't Need To Imagine It. It's Called The United States Of America.
- Imagine An Animal That Begins Its Life In The Water, But Ends It On Land
- Imagine Her Surprise When You Say We Dont Need A Stereo - I Have An Accordion
- Imbiber
- Imperfection Is Beauty, Madness Is Genius, And It's Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
- In A Blue Funk
- In A Box
- In A Clown, We See What We Do That Makes Us Laugh And Cry
- In A Dog's Life, Some Plaster Would Fall, Some Cushions Would Open, Some Rugs Would Shred. Like Any Relationship, This One Had Its Costs. They Were Costs We Came To Accept And Balance Against The Joy And Amusement And Protection And Companionship He Gave
- In A Successful Painting Everything Is Integral - All The Parts Belong To The Whole. If You Remove An Aspect Or Element You Are Removing Its Wholeness.
- In America We Breed Many Hares But Not So Many Tortoises
- In America We Can Say What We Think, And Even If We Can't Think, We Can Say It Anyhow
- In Ancient Times Cats Were Worshipped As Gods; They Have Not Forgotten This
- In Crust We Trust
- In Difficult Times, Fashion Is Always Outrageous
- In Every Landscape Should Reside Jewels Of Abstract Art Waiting To Be Discovered
- In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play
- In Football Everything Is Complicated By The Presence Of The Opposite Team
- In For A Penny, In For A Pound
- In Life As In Dance: Grace Glides On Blistered Feet
- In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different
- In Riding A Horse, We Borrow Freedom
- In Spades
- In The Baboon Community, It Is Not How Strong You Are That Is Important, But Who You Know That Counts
- In The Cards
- In The Circus, All Is Possible
- In The Duel Of Sex Woman Fight From A Drednought And Men Fight From An Open Raft
- In The Future Everybody Will Be World Famous For Fifteen Minutes
- In The Light Of The Eye Of A Camel Is Reflected The Glory Of God, In The Work Of A Ladybug Is The Soul Of An Artist
- In The Line Of Fire
- In The Money
- In The Morning, We Found The Rabbits Intent On A Meticulous And General Campaign Of Copulation
- In The Pink
- In The Race For Success, Speed Is Less Important Than Stamina
- In The Red
- In The Same Boat
- In Their Previous Lives, Poets Were Bats, And Thinkers Were Owls
- In Times Of Joy, All Of Us Wished We Possessed A Tail We Could Wag
- In Truth We Are Partners Of The Fish, The Crab, The Grasses That Grow Beyond Our Sight. Upon Their Survival Hangs Our Own.
- In Uniform
- In Vino Veritas - In Wine There Is Truth
- In Your Heart Of Hearts
- Inaction Saps The Vigor Of The Mind
- Instead Of The Cross, The Albatross About My Neck Was Hung
- Instinct Is The Nose Of The Mind
- Into Every Generation Comes A Vampire
- Into The Wild Blue Yonder
- Invest In A Feather Duster - The Possibilities Are Endless
- Irish As Paddy's Pig
- Iron Rusts From Disuse; Water Loses Its Purity From Stagnation... Even So Does Inaction Sap The Vigor Of The Mind
- Iron Sharpens Iron
- Is A Frog’s Ass Water Tight?
- Is That A Gun In Your Pocket?
- Is There Anything For Dessert?
- Is This A Good Time To Talk?
- It Ain't No Joke When You Lose Your Vinyl
- It Ain’t About How Hard You Can Hit. It’s About How Hard You Can Get Hit, And Keep Moving Forward.
- It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over
- It All Started With Two Turntables And A Mixer
- It Always Seems Impossible Until It’s Done
- It Doesn't Matter What You're Trying To Accomplish. It's All A Matter Of Discipline.
- It Gets Up And Drops Its Trousers
- It Is A Miracle That One Does Not Dissolve In One's Bath Like A Lump Of Sugar
- It Is A Royal Privilege To Do Good And Be Ill Spoken Of
- It Is Amazing How Much Love And Laughter They Bring Into Our Lives And Even How Much Closer We Become With Each Other Because Of Them
- It Is At Courts As It Is In Ponds; Some Fish, Some Frogs
- It Is Because Of Self Importance, Why Crab Does Not Have A Head
- It Is Easier To Make A Camel Jump A Ditch Than To Make A Fool Listen To Reason
- It Is Harder To Preserve Than To Obtain Liberty
- It Is His Nature, Not His Standing, That Makes The Good Man
- It Is In Being The Caterpillar That You Become The Butterfly
- It Is Not Only Fine Feathers That Make Fine Birds
- It Is Not The Size Of The Person But The Size Of The Heart
- It Is The Difficult Horses That Have The Most To Give You
- It Is The Language Of Orphans And Bastards And Whores
- It Is The Last Straw That Breaks The Camel's Back
- It Is The Magic You Show Your Children
- It Is The Only Beverage That Feeds The Body, Soul And Spirit Of Man And At The Same Time Stimulates The Mind
- It Is The Pride Of My Heart To Have Been One Of The Earliest Adopted Sons Of America
- It Is True I Am Rather Taken Up With Dress; But As To Feathers, Every One Wears Them, And It Would Seem Extraordinary If I Did Not
- It Is Very Unnatural To Dance While Playing The Violin
- It Is What A Man Thinks Of Himself That Really Determines His Fate
- It Isn’t The Mountains Ahead To Climb That Wear You Out; It’s The Pebble In Your Shoe
- It Made My Skin Tingle
- It Sat On Her Tiny Hand As If Twere A Throne
- It Twists Up Trouser Legs
- It Was The Nose Of A Champion Still, And Wind And Dark And Snow Could Not Prevail Against It – There Was A Grouse In The Brush Heap
- It Won't Get Me Anywhere
- It Would Throw Tantrums Like You Wouldn’t Believe
- It [Abstract Art] Should Be Enjoyed Just As Music Is Enjoyed After A While You May Like It Or You May Not
- It's A Big Sausage That Picks Up Everything You Say
- It's A Clue
- It's A Real Man Who Can Go Out With A Woman Who's Taller Than He Is. That's An Alpha Male Right There.
- It's A Very Non-Threatening Kind Of Instrument
- It's All About The Journey, Not The Outcome
- It's All Good Clean Fun
- It's All In The Rhythm Of The Bow
- It's Always Been A Scary Thing For Me
- It's Basically What You See When You Close Your Eyes, When You Fall Asleep
- It's Been Said That An Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.
- It's Better To Be An Ugly Duckling From Your Own Village Than A Beauty From Foreign Parts
- It's Better To Fight For Something In Life Than To Die For Nothing
- It's Easier For A Camel To Pass Through The Eye Of A Needle Than For A Rich Man To Make A Blues Record
- It's Easier To Resist At The Beginning Than At The End
- It's Got Their Fingerprints All Over It
- It's Hard Not To Immediately Fall In Love With A Dog Who Has A Good Sense Of Humor
- It's Hard To Beat A Person Who Never Gives Up
- It's Hard To Beat Someone Who Never Quits
- It's Hard To Get Concert Tickets
- It's Hard To Ignore A Woman Lugging A Cello Around
- It's Important Not To Lay In A Bubble Bath Drinking Champagne
- It's Important To Take Part In What Life's All About
- It's In The Mail
- It's Like A Whole Orchestra, This Piano For Me
- It's Like Having A Baby
- It's Like Putting Whipped Cream On A Road Apple (Horse Poop)
- It's Like Singing The Blues Without Words
- It's Lit
- It's Not A Party Until The Weiners Come Out
- It's Not About Going To A Party. It’s Life As A Party
- It's Not Easy Being Green
- It's Not Over Till The Fat Lady Sings
- It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It’s The Size Of The Fight In The Dog
- It's Not The Size Of Your Fangs, It's How You Bite
- It's Not The Will To Win That Matters—Everyone Has That. It’s The Will To Prepare.
- It's Not What You Are That Counts It's What They Think You Are
- It's Not Whether You Get Knocked Down; It's Whether You Get Up
- It's Ok, Im With The Band
- It's Only Rock & Roll
- It's Raining It's Pouring The Old Man Is Snoring
- It's Sincerity, Feeling, Emotions. All Real.
- It's So Hard Not To Smile
- It's That Question Of Trying To Be Immortal
- It's The Actors Life For Me
- It's The Camel's Nose In The Tent. Look At Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Idi Amin - Every One Of These Monsters, On Seizing Power, Their First Act Was To Confiscate All Firearms In Private Hands...
- It's The Closest Instrument To The Human Voice
- It's The First Way You Learn To Guess What A Man Is Going To Do Before He Does It.
- It's The Grit In The Oyster
- It's The Tortoises That Hold All The Secrets. We’ve Got To Be Patient Enough To Wait For Them.
- It's The World’s Most Intimidating Power Nap
- It's Too Bad We’re Not All Teddy Bears. More Stuffing Would Only Make Us Cuter And Cuddlier.
- It's When The Crickets Stop Singing That You Know The Enemy Is Near And The Battle Is About To Begin
- Itchy Fingers
- Jab
- Jello
- Jiggly Wiggly
- Jiminy Cricket
- Jingle Bells
- Johnny Law
- Johnson
- Joy To The World
- Jug Ears
- Juice Of The Grape
- Juicy
- Jump For Joy
- Jump In Feet First
- Jump Ship
- Jump The Gun
- Junk Food
- Junk Mail
- Just Another Pretty Face?
- Just Be Sure To Match It To Your Shoes
- Just Because A Situation Is Grim Doesn't Mean You Don't Have Every Right To Smile
- Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town
- Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town II
- Just Dive In
- Just Let Your Skin Breathe
- Just Like Riding a Bike
- Just One More
- Just Shoot Me
- Just When The Caterpillar Thought “I Am Incapable Of Moving,” It Became A Butterfly
- Kaching
- Kaffeeklatsch
- Kahuna
- Keep A Civil Tongue
- Keep A Stiff Upper Lip
- Keep Calm And Pour On
- Keep Cool; Anger Is Not An Argument
- Keep One Ear To The Ground
- Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End
- Keep The Rhythm Of The Bellows; Keep The Fire Glowing Red; Never Forget Your Place, Good Fellow; Never You Let The Coals Go Dead
- Keep Working Even When No One Is Watching
- Keep Your Face Always Toward The Sunshine - And Shadows Will Fall Behind You
- Keep Your Nose Clean
- Keep Your Powder Dry
- Keg Party
- Kick Butt
- Kick Up Ones Heels
- Killer Instinct
- Kipping
- Kirking The Tartan
- Kiss My Ass
- Kiss My Brass
- Kitchen Piping
- Kite
- Kittens Are Angels With Whiskers
- Knackered (Woman)
- Knife In The Back
- Knock Someone Off Their Feet
- Knocked Up
- Knockout Punch
- Know The Ropes
- Know When To Hold 'Em
- Know Which Side One's Bread Is Buttered On
- Knowledge Of The Past And Of The Places Of The Earth Is The Ornament And Food Of The Mind Of Man
- Ladybird, Ladybird, Whither Fly You, To Rest On The Rose Or To Sip Of The Dew?
- Ladybugs All Dressed In Red, Strolling Through The Flower Bed. If I Were Tiny Just Like You, I’d Creep Among The Flowers Too!
- Laid An Egg
- Landscape Design
- Lard Ass
- Large It Up
- Laugh And The World Laughs With You Snore And You Sleep Alone
- Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You Sleep Alone (Woman)
- Laughter Is A Celebration Of Our Failings. That's What Clowns Are For. And That's What I Am.
- Laughter Is Brightest In The Place Where The Food Is
- Laws Are Spider Webs Through Which The Big Flies Pass And The Little Ones Get Caught
- Lay An Egg
- Lay Your Cards On The Table
- Lead Balloon
- Leap Of Faith
- Learn From Spiders. Sometimes You Need To Walk Sideways
- Learn The Ropes
- Learning Never Exhausts The Mind
- Leather
- Led By The Nose
- Lemon
- Lend An Ear
- Let Every Nation Know, Whether It Wishes Us Well Or Ill, That We Shall Pay Any Price, Bear Any Burden, Meet Any Hardship, Support Any Friend, Oppose Any Foe To Assure The Survival And The Success Of Liberty
- Let Her Bloom
- Let It Snow
- Let Men See, Let Them Know, A Real Man, Who Lives As He Was Meant To Live
- Let The Games Begin (Woman)
- Let The Pigeons Loose
- Let Them Eat Cake
- Let There Be Bass
- Let Triumph The Better Angels of Our Nature
- Let Us Dance In The Sun With Wildflowers In Our Hair
- Let Us Have Wine And Women, Mirth And Laughter, Sermons And Soda Water The Day After
- Let Your Dreams Blossom
- Let Your Hair Down
- Let's Be Frank
- Let's Dance
- Let's Dive In
- Let's Get The Party Started
- Let's Party
- Let's Put Our Tulips Together
- Letter Bomb
- Liberals, It Has Been Said, Are Generous With Other Peoples Money, Except When It Comes To Questions Of National Survival When They Prefer To Be Generous With Other People's Freedom And Security
- License To Print Money
- Lick Into Shape
- Licking Your Lips
- Lie Down
- Life Is A Circus
- Life Is A Disease. The Only Cure Is Rock & Roll
- Life Is A Party. Dress For It.
- Life Is A Ticket To The Greatest Show On Earth
- Life Is An Abstract Art, And It’s Up To You To Make Sense Of It
- Life Is Better In Flip Flops
- Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.
- Life Is Like A Trumpet - If You Don't Put Anything Into It, You Don't Get Anything Out Of It
- Life Is Like Riding A Bicycle: You Don't Fall Off Unless You Stop Pedaling
- Life Is Like The Monkey Bars: You Have To Let Go To Move Forward.
- Life Is More Fun If You Play Games (Woman)
- Life Is Mostly Pain And Struggle, The Rest Is Love And Deep Dish Pizza
- Life Is Short, Wear Your Party Pants
- Life Is The Flower For Which Love Is The Honey
- Life Is The Flower Of Which Love Is The Honey
- Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First.
- Life Is What You Celebrate
- Life Of The Party
- Life Ought To Be A Struggle Of Desire Toward Adventures Whose Nobility Will Fertilize The Soul
- Life Well Spent Is Long
- Life's A Beach
- Light Is Prettiest In The Dark
- Light On Ones Feet
- Like A Dog, He Hunts In Dreams
- Like A Duck On The Pond. On The Surface, Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water, Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute.
- Like A Duck To Water
- Like A Lion, He Downs Mammals Much Bigger Than He
- Like A Record On A Turntable, All It Takes Is One Grooves Difference
- Like A Shot
- Like, When You Kiss Him, POW, He Gets Hit By A Bear. Totally Not Your Fault. You Shouldn’t Feel Bad About That. It’s Not Your Bear.
- Limey
- Lions And Tigers And Pissed Off Girls, Oh My.
- Lipstick on a Pig
- Liquid Assets
- Listen Mate, Life Has Surface Noise
- Listen To The Crickets, She Said, Nodding Sagely As She Spoke, Understanding Everything
- Listen To Them, The Children Of The Night. What Music They Make!
- Little Deeds Of Kindness, Little Words Of Love, You Always Make Me Happy, You Are An Angel From Above
- Little Ladybug On My Arm, You Wear A Heart As Part Of Your Charm. You Joined Me On This Sunny Day, Just For A Moment, Then You Flew Away.
- Little Rabbits Have Big Ears
- Little Red Bug, Oh So Cute, Here’s A Black Spot For Your Suit
- Little Red Wagon, Little Red Bike, I Ain’t No Monkey But I Know What I Like
- Little Things Make Big Days
- Live And In Stereo
- Live In The Sunshine, Swim The Sea, Drink The Wild Air
- Live It Up
- Live Scorpion In Pants Makes Life Interesting
- Live To Work. Work To Party. Party To Live.
- Living Without Recreation Is Like A Car Without Gas
- Lock Stock & Barrel
- Long Chorus, Pierce The Night. Noon For Crickets.
- Long Live The Queen, Long May She Reign
- Long Shot
- Look Before You Leap, For Snakes Among Sweet Flowers Do Creep
- Look Deep Into Nature, And Then You Will Understand Everything Better
- Look Down Ones Nose
- Look Within. Within Is The Fountain Of Good, And It Will Ever Bubble Up, If Thou Wilt Ever Dig.
- Look, Man, All I Am Is A Trumpet Player
- Loose Lips
- Loot
- Losse Cannon
- Lost In The Shuffle
- Loud Laughter Mixed With The Chirp Of Crickets
- Louis Armstrong Could Play A Trumpet Like Nobody Else, Then Put It Down And Sing A Song Like No One Else
- Love
- Love Alone Can Rekindle Life
- Love Handles
- Love Her And Let Her Bloom
- Love Is A Four-Legged Word
- Love Is A Game That Two Can Play And Both Can Win
- Love Is A Two-Way Street Constantly Under Construction
- Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies
- Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire
- Love Is Like A Butterfly: It Goes Where It Pleases, And It Pleases Wherever It Goes.
- Love Is Like A Rabbit Riding A Turtle Like A Chariot. But That’s Cool With Me, Because I Know Where It’s Going, And I Just Took A Taxi.
- Love Is Like Wildflowers; It's Often Found In The Most Unlikely Places
- Love Is Not The Dying Moan Of A Distant Violin - It's The Triumphant Twang Of A Bedspring
- Love Is The Flower You've Got To Let Grow
- Love Is What Makes The Ride Worthwhile
- Love Looks Not With The Eyes, But With The Mind / And Therefore Is Winged Cupid Painted Blind
- Love Love
- Love Loves To Love Love
- Love Recognizes No Barriers
- Love The Wine You're With
- Love Was Made For Me And You
- Lovely Little Ladybug Sent From Heaven Above, Please Watch Over My Garden And Fill It Up With Love
- LP
- Lucky
- Lucky Sperm Club
- Lust
- Macaron
- Mad As A Hatter
- Mad Money
- Made A Bundle Of Money
- Made Of Money
- Magic
- Magic Bullet
- Magic Is Like Pizza: Even When It's Bad, It's Pretty Good
- Mail Order
- Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sows Ear
- Make Each Day Your Masterpiece
- Make Merry
- Make Sail
- Make Sure You Cut The Grass Low So The Snakes Show
- Make Sure Your Worst Enemy Doesn’t Live Between Your Own Two Ears
- Make Waves
- Makes My Head Swim
- Making Spirits Bright
- Man Does Not Live By Bread Alone
- Man Is A Genius When He Is Dreaming
- Man Is An Ape With Possibilities
- Man Will Occasionally Stumble Over The Truth, But Most Of The Time He Will Pick Himself Up And Continue On
- Mango Tango
- Mantra
- Many Other Woman Kicked Higher, Balanced Longer, Or Turned Faster. These Are Poor Substitutes For Passion.
- March To The Beat Of A Different Drummer
- Mark My Words, Nothing Smells Worse Than Burned Scorpion
- Mark The Occasion
- Marshmallow
- Mask
- Masquerade Party
- Matey
- Matrimonial Peacemaker
- Matter Of Fact, The Only Thing A Crab Is Good For Is Holding Back Other Crabs. A Crab Don't Want To See Another Crab Make It.
- Mattress Money
- May The Hinges Of Friendship Never Rust, Nor The Wings Of Love Lose A Feather
- May This House Stand Until An Ant Drinks The Ocean And A Tortoise Circles The World
- May We Think Of Freedom, Not As The Right To Do As We Please, But As The Opportunity To Do What Is Right
- May You Always Have A Shell In Your Pocket And Sand In Your Shoes
- May You Never Steal, Lie Or Cheat. But If You Must Steal, Then Steal Away My Sorrows. And If You Must Lie, Lie With Me All The Nights Of My Life. And If You Must Cheat, Then Please Cheat Death, Because I Couldn't Live A Day Without You.
- May Your Neighbors Respect You, Trouble Neglect You, The Angels Protect You, And Heaven Accept You
- Maybe That's What Life Is...A Wink Of The Eye And Winking Stars
- Maybe They Hate Me Because I’m Too Good
- Mean Dog. Nice Buns.
- Mechanical
- Melon Head
- Melons
- Melt Ones Heart
- Memories Are Made In Flip Flops
- Men Are Freest When They Are Most Unconscious Of Freedom. The Shout Is A Rattling Of Chains, Always Was.
- Men Of Lofty Genius When They Are Doing The Least Work Are Most Active
- Men Spend Their Time In Following A Ball Or A Hare; It Is The Pleasure Even Of Kings
- Men Spend Their Time In Following A Ball Or A Hare; It Is The Pleasure Even Of Kings II
- Men Think Highly Of Those Who Rise Rapidly In The World; Whereas Nothing Rises Quicker Than Dust, Straw, And Feathers
- Men Who Ape The Saint And Play The Sinner
- Meow
- Meringue
- Merry And Bright
- Miami Beach Is Where Neon Goes To Die
- Miami's Like Paradise. And I Think The Beaches Are Topless. So We're Gonna Spend A Lot Of Time At The Beach.
- Milk Money
- Mind Your Back
- Misery Loves Another Idiot With A Jukebox Where His Soul Should Be
- Miss A Beat
- Miss The Boat
- Mission Impossible
- Mo Shift (Game Woman)
- Money Is No Object
- Money Shot
- Money Talks
- Money To Burn
- Money Won't Create Success, The Freedom To Make It Will
- Monkey Business Made A Monkey Out Of A Man
- Monkey Off Ones Back
- Moo
- Moola
- More Bang For Your Buck
- More Money Than Sense
- More Stuffing Would Only Make Us Cuter And Cuddlier
- More Than The Mountain And The Grouse, There Were Those Setters…I See Myself In Each Of Them, What I Gave Them And How They Shaped Me, Losing A Piece Of My Heart As Each Was Taken From Me
- Morning Wood
- Most Animals Show Themselves Sparingly. The Grizzly Bear Is Six To Eight Hundred Pounds Of Smugness. It Has No Need To Hide. If It Were A Person, It Would Laugh Loudly In Quiet Restaurants, Boastfully Wear The Wrong Clothes For Special Occasions, And Prob
- Most Important Is Be A Good Man
- Most Of My Memories Of Texas Are Of Mosquitoes, Watermelons, Crickets, And My Brother Teasing Me
- Most People Never Run Far Enough On Their First Wind To Find Out They’ve Got A Second
- Most People Stop Eating Not When Their Stomachs Are Full But When Their Plates Are Empty
- Mother Tongue
- Mother's Milk, Time-Tested For Millions Of Years
- Motor
- Mouth Lips
- Mowing Hay Snoring
- Muff
- Mug Shot
- Muhammad Ali
- Mulligan
- Music Gives A Soul To The Universe, Wings To The Mind, Flight To The Imagination And Life To Everything
- Music To My Ears
- My Anger Is Constructive
- My Ass
- My Best Friend Has Fur, Paws, And 42 Sharp, Scary Teeth. What’s Your Next Move?
- My Biggest Fear Is That When I Die, My Wife Will Sell My Hunting Gear For What I Said I Paid For It
- My Blue Heaven
- My Brain More Busy Than The Laboring Spider Weaves Tedious Snares To Trap Mine Enemies
- My Dear Mama, You Are Definitely The Hen Who Hatched A Famous Duck
- My Doctor Told Me I Had To Stop Throwing Intimate Dinners For Four Unless There Are Three Other People
- My Dog Thinks I’m A Catch
- My Dream Is Of A Place And A Time Where America Will Once Again Be Seen As The Last Best Hope Of Earth
- My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty
- My Foot
- My Guitar Is Not A Thing. It Is An Extension Of Myself. It Is Who I Am.
- My Heart Leaps At The Trumpets Voice
- My Idea Of Fast Food Is A Mallard
- My Lady
- My Lips Are Sealed
- My Name Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.
- My Record Collection Probably Tells The Story Of My Life Better Than I Could In Words
- My Ship Has Come In
- My Standard Uniform
- My Toughest Fight Was With My First Wife
- My Way Of Learning Is To Heave A Wild And Unpredictable Monkey Wrench Into The Machinery
- My, The Man Play That Guitar Nice
- Naked Is The Best Disguise
- Namaste
- Narcissists, However, Are Similar To A Spider That Has Built A Web For Its Prey To Bring Itself
- Nature Is Slow, But Sure; She Works No Faster Than Need Be; She Is The Tortoise That Wins The Race By Her Perseverance
- Nature Is The Source Of All True Knowledge. She Has Her Own Logic, Her Own Laws, She Has No Effect Without Cause Nor Invention Without Necessity.
- Nature Meant His Face To Be Expressive But He Did Not; For An Expression Is A Give Away And He Did Not Want To Give Anything Away
- Nature's Perfect Food
- Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack
- Never Be The First To Arrive At A Party Or The Last To Go Home And Never, Never Be Both
- Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You Are Sure Of Your Facts
- Never Criticize The Composition Of A Royal Highness. You Never Know Who May Have Written It.
- Never Eat More Than You Can Lift
- Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.
- Never Hold Discussions With The Monkey When The Organ Grinder Is In The Room
- Never Hurt A Ladybug. We Need Them In The Garden. Ladybugs Help Flowers Grow, So We Must Give Them Pardon!
- Never Look At The Trombones, It Only Encourages Them
- Never Love Anyone Who Treats You Like You're Ordinary
- Never Mind If A Bullet Goes Through A Trombone
- Never Miss A Party…Good For The Nerves — Like Celery
- Never Miss Your Anvil And Whack Your Kneecap
- Never Monkey With The Truth
- Never Say Never Because Limits, Like Fears, Are Often Just An Illusion
- Never Spare The Parson's Wine Nor The Baker's Pudding
- Never Try To Catch Two Frogs With One Hand
- Never Try To Outstubborn A Cat
- Never Waffle
- Never Waste Any Time You Can Spend Sleeping
- Never Wear Your Best Trousers When You Go Out To Fight For Freedom And Truth
- New Money
- Nice Plan. Take The Gullible Outsiders, Walk Them Around For A Bit, Then Feed Them To The Giant Tortoise.
- Nicker
- Night Night Sleep Tight
- Night Owl
- Ninety Nine Percent Of The Worlds Lovers Are Not With Their First Choice. Thats What Makes The Jukebox Play.
- Ninety Nine Problems But A Beach Ain't One
- No Bubble Is So Iridescent Or Floats Longer Than That Blown By The Successful Teacher
- No Camel Route Is Long, With Good Company
- No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With A Nap
- No Great Man Ever Complains Of Want Of Opportunity
- No Heaven Can Heaven Be, If My Horse Isn’t There To Welcome Me
- No Horseplay
- No Hour Of Life Is Wasted That Is Spent In The Saddle
- No Man Is Rich Enough To Buy Back His Past
- No Mandolin Wind Couldn't Change A Thing
- No Matter How Little Money And How Few Possessions You Own, Having A Dog Makes You Rich
- No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens
- No Matter How You Kiss ‘Em, As Far As I'm Concern, Frogs Is What They Stay
- No Matter How You’re Feeling, A Little Dog Gonna Love You
- No One Appreciates The Very Special Genius Of Your Conversation As The Dog Does
- No One Can Teach Riding So Well As A Horse
- No Philosophers So Thoroughly Comprehend Us As Dogs And Horses
- No Skin Off My Nose
- No Skin Off Ones Back
- No Trumpets Sound When The Important Decisions Of Our Life Are Made. Destiny Is Made Known Silently.
- No Two Violins Sound The Same
- No, I’m Not A Good Shot, But I Shoot Often
- Nob
- Nobility Of Spirit Has More To Do With Simplicity Than Ostentation, Wisdom Rather Than Wealth, Commitment Rather Than Ambition
- Nobility, Without Virtue, Is A Fine Setting Without A Gem
- Noble Deeds And Hot Baths Are The Best Cures For Depression
- Nobody Cares If You Can't Dance Well. Just Get Up And Dance.
- Nobody Gets Between Me And My Microphone
- Nobody Has Ever Measured, Not Even Poets, How Much The Heart Can Hold
- Nobody Who Ever Gave His Best Regretted It
- Nod's As Good As A Wink
- Noel
- None Can Love Freedom Heartily, But Good Men; The Rest Love Not Freedom, But License
- None Of Us Really Changes Over Time; We Only Become More Fully What We Are
- Normal Is An Illusion. What Is Normal For The Spider Is Chaos For The Fly
- Nose Out Of Joint
- Not By A Long Shot
- Not Have A Leg To Stand On
- Not In The Cards
- Not Knowing You Can't Do Something, Is Sometimes All It Takes To Do It
- Not My Circus. Not My Monkeys.
- Not Playing With A Full Deck
- Not The Cry, But The Flight Of A Wild Duck, Leads The Flock To Fly And Follow
- Not Worth A Plugged Nickel
- Nothing As Drastic An Innovation As Abstract Art Could Have Come In To Existence, Save As The Consequence Of A Most Profound, Relentless, Unquenchable Need. The Need Is For Felt Experience - Intense, Immediate, Direct, Subtle, Unified, Warm, Vivid, Rhythm
- Nothing Cures Insomnia Like The Realization That It's Time To Get Up
- Nothing Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning Like The Sound Of Bagpipes
- Nothing Makes The Future Look So Rosy As To Contemplate It Through A Glass Of Chambertin
- Nothing More Excellent Or Valuable Than Wine Was Ever Granted By The Gods To Man
- Nothing Shakes The Smiling Heart
- Nothing Strengthens Authority So Much As Silence
- Nothing You Wear Is More Important Than Your Smile
- Now I Find Myself In The Wild Unknown, With The Frogs And Toads And I'm Far From Home
- Now Sir, Said The Bulldog In His Business Like Way. Are You A Animal, Vegetable, Or Mineral?
- Now Wines Are Wonders; Great Wines Are Magical; And Winemakers Are Mad. Like Horse Fanciers, They Are Always Trying To Improve The Breed.
- Nudity Is God's Art
- Nudity Is Not Vulgar, Else We Were Not Born Nude
- O Po Po
- O'er Folded Blooms On Swirls Of Musk, The Beetle Booms Adown The Glooms And Bumps Along The Dusk
- O, Full Of Scorpions Is My Mind!
- Of Course There Is A Monkey. There Is Always A Monkey.
- Off On The Wrong Foot
- Off The Hook
- Oh Bed! Oh Bed! Oh Delicious Bed! That Heaven Upon Earth To The Weary Head.
- Oh How I Regret Not Having Worn A Bikini For The Entire Year I Was 26
- Oh Ladybug, I Wish You Joy As You Complete Your Garden Chores. I’d Like To Put Aside My Work And Join You In The Out Of Doors!
- Oh, A Very Useful Philosophical Animal, Your Average Tortoise. Outrunning Metaphorical Arrows, Beating Hares In Races... Very Handy.
- Oh, Bother
- Oh, How A Quiet Love Can Drown Out Every Fear
- Oh, I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner
- OJ
- Old Blind Bob
- Old Money
- Old Shoe
- Old Tech
- Om
- On The Bat’s Back I Do Fly After Summer Merrily
- On The Blower
- On The Money
- On The Razzle
- On The Ropes
- On The Surface, Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water, Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute
- On The Tip Of Your Tongue
- On The Town
- On The Verge Of Sleep
- Onboard
- Once Bitten By A Snake, He Is Scared All His Life At The Mere Sight Of A Rope
- Once Upon A Time There Were Four Little Rabbits, And Their Names Were - Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter
- Once You Are Clown You Can Never Go Back. You Know Too Much.
- Once You Go Dead, No One's Better In Bed
- Once You Have Had A Wonderful Dog, A Life Without One Is A Life Diminished
- One Band, One Sound
- One Camel Does Not Make Fun Of The Other Camel’s Hump
- One Can Know A Man From His Laugh, And If You Like A Man’s Laugh Before You Know Anything Of Him, You May Confidently Say That He Is A Good Man
- One Can Never Consent To Creep When One Feels An Impulse To Soar
- One Can Study A Caterpillar Forever And Never Be Able To Predict A Butterfly
- One Cannot Think Well, Love Well, Sleep Well, If One Has Not Dined Well
- One Card Short Of A Full Deck
- One Cat Just Leads To Another
- One Flag, One Land, One Heart, One Hand, One Nation Evermore!
- One For The Money
- One Good Man, One Good Man, It Ain’t Much – It’s Only Everything
- One Is Also Reminded Of How, In Art, The Tortoise So Often Overtakes The Hare
- One Is Never Over Dressed Or Under Dressed With A Little Black Dress
- One Little Monkey Jumping On The Bed! She Fell Off And Bumped Her Head. Mama Called The Doctor And The Doctor Said: No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed!
- One Man Can Be A Crucial Ingredient On A Team, But One Man Cannot Make A Team
- One Man Practicing Sportsmanship Is Far Better Than 50 Preaching It
- One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show
- One Of Man's Greatest Obligations Is Anger
- One Of The Greatest Discoveries A Man Makes, One Of His Great Surprises, Is To Find He Can Do What He Was Afraid He Couldn't Do
- One Of The Most Striking Aspects Of Abstract Art's Appearance Is Her Nakedness, An Art Stripped Bare
- One Sandwich Short Of A Picnic
- One Small Step For Man
- One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor
- One's Heart Bleeds For
- Only A Real Man Is Able To Stick To Just One Woman And Treat Her Special, Always
- Only He Who Can See The Invisible Can Do The Impossible
- Only In Celebration Do We Meet The Ultimate, The Eternal
- Only Worry In The World Is The Tide Gonna Reach My Chair
- Open Fire
- Opportunity Comes Like A Snail, And Once It Has Passed You, It Changes Into A Fleet Rabbit And Is Gone
- Orange Is The Happiest Color
- Orangutans Look Straight Into Your Soul
- Our Aristocracy, Unlike That Of Europe, Is Open To All Comers
- Our Birthdays Are Feathers In The Broad Wing Of Time
- Our Daily Bread
- Our Faculties Are More Fitted To Recognize The Wonderful Structure Of A Beetle Than A Universe
- Our Fingerprints Don't Fade From The Lives We Touch
- Our Souls Sit Close And Silently Within, And Their Own Web From Their Own Entrails Spin; And When Eyes Meet Far Off, Our Sense Is Such, That, Spider Like, We Feel The Tenderest Touch
- Out Of The Blue
- Out On Ones Ear
- Out On The Town
- Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog, It's Too Dark To Read.
- Over Play Ones Hand
- Over The Transom
- Owl, Said Rabbit Shortly, You And I Have Brains. The Others Have Fluff. If There Is Any Thinking To Be Done In This Forest - And When I Say Thinking I Mean Thinking - You And I Must Do It.
- Owners Of Dogs Will Have Noticed That, If You Provide Them With Food And Water And Shelter And Affection, They Will Think You Are God. Whereas Owners Of Cats Are Compelled To Realize That, If You Provide Them With Food And Water And Affection, They Draw T
- Packing Heat
- Pain In The Ass
- Pain is Temporary, Quitting Lasts Forever
- Paint Palette
- Paint The Town Red
- Paintball
- Paintbrush
- Paintbrush Strokes
- Painting
- Painting Finger
- Painting Is Concerned With All The 10 Attributes Of Sight; Which Are: Darkness, Light, Solidity And Color, Form And Position, Distance And Propinquity, Motion And Rest.
- Painting Spray
- Palace & Castle Design
- Pancakes Were Meant To Be Flipped
- Paper Money
- Paper Thin
- Par
- Parting Shot
- Party Like a Rock Star Party Animal Party Down Party Girl Party Hearty Party On Party Pooper Party Till Dawn Party Time
- Pat On The Back
- Patriotism Is Not Short, Frenzied Outbursts Of Emotion, But The Tranquil And Steady Dedication Of A Lifetime
- Pattern Fishing
- Pattern Fly Fishing
- Pattern Game
- Pattern Sport
- Payday
- Paying Lip Service
- Pea In The Pod
- Peace On Earth
- Peace Yoga
- Peachy Keen
- Peacocking
- Pear Shaped
- Pedal To The Metal
- Peeping
- Pencils Colored
- Pennies From Heaven
- People Are Bloody Ignorant Apes
- People Are Born Great But Yet Need To Grow Into Greatness
- People Are Crying Up The Rich And Variegated Plumage Of The Peacock, And He Is Himself Blushing At The Sight Of His Ugly Feet
- People Have A Crab Mentality, Man. They're Walking Sideways.
- People Like Abstract Art Because It Makes Them Feel Clever
- People Never Lie So Much As After A Hunt, During A War, Or Before An Election
- People Should Fall In Love With Their Eyes Closed
- People Sleep Peacefully In Their Beds At Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready To Do Violence On Their Behalf
- People Watching Beach
- People Who Love To Eat Are Always The Best People
- People Will Stare. Make It Worth Their While.
- People Won't Have Time For You If You Are Always Angry Or Complaining
- Perfect Shot
- Perfect Ten
- Perhaps Here We Have A Clue To The Reason Why Royal Rule Used To Exist Formerly, Namely The Difficulty Of Finding Enough Men Of Outstanding Virtue
- Persistence Can Change Failure Into Extraordinary Achievement
- Personally, I'd Prefer A Guy Who Wants To See My Boobs
- Petting, Scratching, And Cuddling A Dog Could Be As Soothing To The Mind And Heart As Deep Meditation, And Almost As Good For The Soul As Prayer
- Petty Cash
- Phone Home
- Phonograph, n. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Voices.
- Piano, Noun. A Parlor Utensil For Subduing The Impenitent Visitor. It Is Operated By Pressing The Keys Of The Machine And The Spirits Of The Audience.
- Pie Eyed
- Pie in the Sky
- Piedmont Blues
- Pig in a Poke
- Pigs Ear
- Pin Money
- Pineapple Face
- Pink Gives Me Love That Would Even Make Red Blush
- Pint
- Pinup Girl
- Piss Off
- Pissed Off
- Pizza Pizza
- Pizzacato
- Plant One On Me
- Plastic Money
- Play
- Play It By Ear
- Play Not The Peacock, Looking Everywhere About You, To See If You Be Well Deck't
- Play The Blues
- Play Your Cards Close To The Vest
- Playing Cards
- Playing Dress Up Begins At Age Five And Never Truly Ends
- Playing With Firecrackers
- Please Don’t Bug The Lady
- Please Mr Postman
- Please Put The Ladybug Outside Without Harming Her
- Plenty Of Ladybirds, Plenty Of Hops
- Pluck
- Plugged Nickel
- Plum Crazy
- Plump & Juicy
- PO Box
- Po Po
- PO'd
- Poetry Is A Fresh Morning Spider Web Telling A Story Of Moonlit Hours Of Weaving And Waiting During A Night
- Poetry Is A Sky Dark With A Wild Duck Migration
- Point The Finger
- Poker
- Poker Face
- Ponticello
- Pool
- Pool Billiards
- Poor Is The Pupil Who Does Not Surpass His Master
- Pop
- Pop Music Is Aspirin And The Blues Are Vitamins
- Pop Music Was Supposed To Be A Flash In The Pan
- Porno
- POSH
- Pot Shot
- Pour Ones Heart Out
- Power
- Powwow
- Pranayama
- Preaching To Deaf Ears
- Preggers
- Pretty In Pink
- Pretty Penny
- Prick Up Your Ears
- Problems Come And Go. Pizza Is Forever.
- Profanity
- Propaganda Is A Soft Weapon; Hold It In Your Hands Too Long, And It Will Move About Like A Snake, And Strike The Other Way
- Protect & Serve
- Proud As A Peacock
- Pull Someones Leg
- Pull The Trigger
- Pull Up A Chair. Take A Taste. Come Join Us. Life Is So Endlessly Delicious.
- Pulled An All Nighter
- Pump Up The Volume
- Punch Drunk
- Punch It
- Purr
- Push The Boat Out
- Push Yourself Again And Again. Don’t Give An Inch Until The Final Buzzer Sounds.
- Put A Bug In Ones Ear
- Put A Gun To Your Head
- Put It In A Dishwasher And Youre Fine
- Put On A Spread
- Put On Your Dancing Shoes
- Put Ones Foot Down
- Put Your Hands Together
- Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
- Puts Me Right To Sleep
- Quality Meat, No Fillers
- Quantum Leap
- Quick On The Draw
- Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever
- Rabbiting On
- Rack Em
- Rage
- Raise The Ante
- Rake In The Money
- Rave On
- Read My Lips
- Reading The Tea Leaves
- Ready Fire Aim
- Real Men Don't Lift Weights, They Lift Women
- Real Nobility Is Based On Scorn, Courage, And Profound Indifference
- Realism' Has Been Abandoned In The Search For Reality: The ‘Principal Objective' Of Abstract Art Is Precisely This Reality
- Really Blew It Out
- Red Is The First Color Of Spring. It’s The Real Color Of Rebirth - Of Beginning
- Red Wave
- Reel It In
- Refreshing
- Regrets Are As Personal As Fingerprints
- Relish The Moment
- Remember, Ginger Rogers Did Everything Fred Astaire Did, But Backwards And In High Heels
- Remember, Slow And Steady Wins The Race
- Reminds Me Of Summers At The Beach
- Reptiles And Amphibians Are Sometimes Thought Of As Primitive, Dull And Dimwitted. In Fact, Of Course, They Can Be Lethally Fast, Spectacularly Beautiful, Surprisingly Affectionate And Very Sophisticated.
- Reputation Is What Men And Women Think Of Us. Character Is What God And The Angels Know Of Us.
- Revelry
- Revolver
- Rhythm And Blues
- Ride The Wave
- Riding A Horse Is Not A Gentle Hobby, To Be Picked Up And Laid Down Like A Game Of Solitaire. It Is A Grand Passion.
- Right On The Money
- Ring Me
- Ringing In The Ears
- Roar
- Rock & Roll Aint Nothing But Jazz With A Hard Backbeat
- Rock & Roll Has Probably Given More Than Its Taken
- Rock & Roll Is Here To Stay
- Rock & Roll Might Not Solve Your Problems, But It Does Let You Dance All Over Them
- Rock & Roll Stops The Traffic
- Roids
- Roisterer
- Roll Off The Tongue
- Roll Over
- Roll With The Punches
- Rope A Dope
- Roses Are Red, Pizza Sauce Is, Too,
- Rotondo
- Round And Round They Went With Their Snakes, Snakily
- Round Ball
- Row Row Row Your Boat
- Royalty Has A Magic All Its Own
- Rubenesque: The Word For Masterpiece Curves
- Run (The Fuse Is Lit)
- Run A Tight Ship
- Run For Your Money
- Run The Table
- Running Like A Bunny With His Tail On Fire
- Russian Roulette
- Sales Went Crazy When We Made The Perfect Pizza
- Sand On, Stress Off
- Sandwiched
- Sandy Toes. Sunkissed Nose.
- Santa Claus
- Sauvignon Blanc Bangs You In The Mouth - Like An Old Peasant With His Wooden Shoe
- Savasana
- Saved By The Bell
- Sawing Logs
- Saxophonists Are Dangerous
- Say One More Comment Like That And I Will Strangle You With My Microphone Wire
- Scampered Off
- Scarry
- Schnoz
- Schooled (Game Woman)
- Scottish
- Scratch
- Scratch A Dog And You’ll Find A Permanent Job
- Screw You
- Sea Change
- Sea Glass
- Seashells Are Love Letters In The Sand
- Seasons Greetings
- Secret Agent On Whose Side
- Secret Weapon
- See The Turtle Of Enormous Girth, On His Shell He Holds The Earth. If You Want To Run And Play, Come Along The Beam Today.
- Seed Money
- Seems Hats Have Been On Top Of All The Stages Comings And Goings Helping Us Remember Heroes And Idols
- Selling Spree
- Serious Money
- Set Sail
- Set The Gearshift For The High Gear Of Your Soul. You've Got To Run Like An Antelope, Out Of Control.
- Set Tongues Wagging
- Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
- Sex And Beauty Are Inseparable
- Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It Rumples The Clothes
- Sexy
- Shake A Leg
- Shaken Not Stirred (Spying)
- Shaky Threw A Party That Lasted All Night. Everybody Drank A Lot Of Something Nice.
- Sharp Tongue
- She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away
- She Heard Pa Shouting, Juminy Crickets! It’s Raining Fish Hooks And Hammer Handles.
- She Is Like A Butterfly; Beautiful To Look At But Hard To Catch
- She Is Like A Wildflower; Beautiful, Fierce, And Free
- She Is Magic! But She Does Not Know It!
- She Looked At The Girl In The Chair And Saw What Youth Was. It Was Obvious, With Things In Its Ears.
- She Thinks My Pipes Are Sexy
- She Threw Back Her Head With A Laugh That Made Her Chins Ripple Like Little Waves
- She Wanted To Look At Water Every Day
- She Wore Trousers, Because Skirts Were Stupid, And Boots, 'Cuz Stuff Needed To Be Kicked
- She's Got The Blues
- She's No Day At The Beach
- She's Using Me. And I Like It.
- Sheep Stealer
- She’s Afraid That If She Leaves, She’ll Become The Life Of The Party
- Shiner
- Ship Of Fools
- Ship Shape
- Shirt Off Ones Back
- Shiver Me Timbers
- Shocking Pink
- Shoes On The Other Foot
- Shoestring Budget
- Shoot 'Em Up
- Shoot Blanks
- Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
- Shoot From The Hip
- Shoot It Out
- Shoot Straight
- Shoot The Curl
- Shoot Yourself In The Foot
- Shopping Spree
- Show Me A Smile, And I'll Show You One Back
- Show Me The Money
- Show Your Hand
- Shucking Oysters
- Shuffle The Deck
- Shut Eye
- Sick 'Em
- Sick At Heart
- Siesta (Woman)
- Sign Language
- Silence And A Deeper Silence When The Crickets Hesitate
- Silence Is Golden For Me. I Live In The Country And Hear Only My Pets, Birds, Crickets, And The Wind In The Trees.
- Silence Is Of The Gods; Only Monkeys Chatter
- Silent Night Holy Night
- Silly Money
- Silver Bullet
- Silver Spoon
- Silver Tongued
- Simplicity Is The Ultimate Sophistication
- Sing The Blues
- Single Mindedness Is All Very Well In Cows Or Baboons; In An Animal Claiming To Belong To The Same Species As Shakespeare, It Is Simply Disgraceful
- Sink Or Swim
- Sip, Swirl, Swallow!
- Sit
- Sitting In A Room Alone With An LP Crackling Away
- Skip A Beat
- Skivvies
- Skull & Bone
- Sky Above, Sand Below, Peace Within
- Sleep - The Most Beautiful Experience In Life - Except Drink
- Sleep Is The Best Meditation
- Sleep Like A Baby
- Sleepy Eyed
- Sleight Of Hand
- Slice
- Sliced Bread
- Slider
- Slim Trim & Desirable
- Slingshot
- Slip Of The Tongue
- Slop
- Slow
- Slow And Steady Wins The Race
- Slumber Party
- Slush Fund
- Smackers
- Small Fry
- Smart Ass
- Smart Cookie
- Smart Money
- Smash It
- Smell The Sea, And Feel The Sky, Let Your Soul And Spirit Fly
- Smelling A Crayon Takes You Right Back To Childhood
- Smile & Dial
- Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Smile While You Still Have Teeth
- Smile, There's Wine
- Smoker
- Smokey The Bear
- Smoking Gun
- Snail Mail
- Snakes, After All, Have A Great Sense Of Decorum And Order
- Snarl
- Snatch 40 Winks
- Snookered
- Snooping Around
- Snoring Keeps The Monsters Away
- So American You Can Taste It
- So Do The Dark In Soul Expire, Or Live Like Scorpion Girt By Fire; So Writhes The Mind Remorse Hath Riven, Unfit For Earth, Undoom’d For Heaven, Darkness Above, Despair Beneath, Around It Flame, Within It Death
- So Long As There Are Bagpipes There Will Be Free People
- So Many Surprises You’d Never See Half If You Had Forty Eyes
- So, My Big Brother Was Playing Guitar And I Figured I'd Try It Too
- Soccer Is My Life
- Soda
- Some Animals Are Cunning & Evil Disposed As The Fox; Others As The Dog Are Fierce, Friendly & Fawning. Some Are Gentle & Easily Tamed As The Elephant; Some Are Susceptible Of Shame & Watchful As The Goose. Some Are Jealous & Fond Of Ornament As The Peacoc
- Some Are Made Of Witchcraft And Wolf And A Little Bit Of Vice
- Some Birds Avoid Water, The Duck Searches For It
- Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others
- Some Games Are Fun Even When You Lose (Woman)
- Some Learned Writers Have Compared A Scorpion To An Epigram Because As The Sting Of The Scorpion Lyeth In The Tayl, So The Force And Virtue Of An Epigram Is In The Conclusion
- Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place With Curators In Museums; Others We Take For Walks
- Some Of Them Are Poisonous To The Touch
- Some People Can Vent Their Anger, Take A Breath, And Let It Go, But I’m Not One Of Them
- Some People Who Look At Abstract Art Say 'I Could Do That.' A Good Response Is, 'Go Ahead But Then You'll Be Acused Of Copying
- Some Women Wear A Miniskirt To Reveal Their Thighs; Some Wear One To Conceal Their Age
- Something Fishy
- Sometimes I Can Only Groan, And Suffer, And Pour Out My Despair At The Piano
- Sometimes You End Up With Nothing But A Mouthful Of Feathers
- Sometimes You Get The Bear, And Sometimes The Bear Gets You
- Sometimes You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Frogs Before You Find Your Prince
- Sometimes, You Have To Get Angry To Get Things Done
- Son Of A Gun
- Sooey
- Sorrow Can Be Alleviated By Good Sleep, A Bath And A Glass Of Wine
- Sorry, We Only Have One Volume
- Sort The Wheat From The Chaff
- Souls Tend To Go Back To Who Feels Like Home
- Sound Asleep
- Sound Comes Out The Other End And Disrupts The Cosmos
- Sound Trumpets! Let Our Bloody Colours Wave! And Either Victory, Or Else A Grave.
- Sour Grapes
- Sow Your Wild Oats
- Sparkle Away
- Speak When You Are Angry And You Will Make The Best Speech You Will Ever Regret
- Speaking In Tongues
- Spell
- Spend Less Time With Nightingales And Peacocks. One Is All Talk, The Other Only Color.
- Spends Money Like Water
- Spent Like A Drunken Sailor
- Spiders So Large They Appear To Be Wearing The Pelts Of Small Mammals
- Splish Splash
- Spooks
- Sporting American Football
- Sporting Archery
- Sporting Baseball
- Sporting Basketball
- Sporting Biking
- Sporting Billiards Pool
- Sporting Cricket
- Sporting Fishing
- Sporting Fishing Tackle
- Sporting Fly Fishing
- Sporting Fly Fishing Tackle
- Sporting Golf
- Sporting Paintball
- Sporting Pattern
- Sporting Poker
- Sporting Swimming
- Sporting Tennis
- Sports Do Not Build Character. They Reveal It.
- Sports Serve Society By Providing Vivid Examples Of Excellence
- Spray Painting
- Sprinkles
- Stab In The Back
- Stack The Deck
- Stage Design
- Stand Back
- Stand On One's Own Two Feet
- Starkers (Naked)
- Starry Eyed
- Stars Sang Like Crickets In The Dropping Dusk And Were
- Stay
- Stay On Ones Toes
- Steady As She Goes
- Steal Ones Heart
- Step Into Someone's Shoes
- Stereophonic
- Steve Jobs Was A Pioneer Of Digital Music. But When He Went Home, He Listened To Vinyl.
- Stick To Your Guns
- Stiff Upper Lip
- Stifle A Yawn
- Still Life Fruit
- Stinking Rich
- Stop Being A Vegan And Start Enjoying What You Eat
- Stop Picking Your Nose
- Stout Fellow
- Straight As An Arrow
- Strawberry Fields
- Street Pizza
- Stretch Ones Legs
- Strike While The Iron Is Hot
- Stripes
- Strong Suit
- Strutting Superscilious Peacock
- Study Without Zeal Damages The Memory By Not Assimilating What It Absorbs
- Stuffed
- Stunning (Hat Woman)
- Style Is A Way To Say Who You Are Without Having To Speak
- Style Is Something Each Of Us Already Has, All We Need To Do Is Find It
- Style Is The Only Thing You Can't Buy
- Style Is What You Choose
- Stylish
- Sub Sandwich
- Success Is Letting Go Of Fear
- Success Is Where Preparation And Opportunity Meet
- Such Beauty And So Full Of Life, She's Flitting To And Fro, From Plant To Plant To Find Best Perch And Put Herself On Show
- Suck An Egg
- Sugar, Spice And A Large Pizza Slice
- Summers At The Beach
- Sun's Out Bun's Out
- Sunny Side Up
- Sunshine Is The Best Medicine
- Surf's Up
- Surrounded By The Flames Of Jealousy, The Jealous One Winds Up, Like The Scorpion, Turning The Poisoned Sting Against Himself
- Svelt
- Sweep The Deck
- Sweet
- Sweet Mercy Is Nobility's True Badge
- Swimming
- Swoosh
- Tadasana
- Take A Bite Of Reality Sandwich
- Take A Dip
- Take A Load Off One's Feet
- Take A Pot Shot At
- Take A Shot At
- Take A Walk On The Wild Side
- Take A Walk With A Turtle. And Behold The World In Pause.
- Take Heart
- Take Me Out To The Ball Game
- Take The Money And Run
- Take The Risk Or Lose The Chance
- Take Their Prints
- Take Time To Smell The Roses
- Talk Someones Ear Off
- Tart
- Tea Leaves
- Teach Him How You Will, A Pig Will Never Play The Flute
- Teach Yoga
- Teaching A Child Not To Step On A Caterpillar Is As Valuable To The Child As It Is To The Caterpillar
- Tears Come From The Heart And Not From The Brain
- Technicolor Yawn
- Teddy Bears Don’t Need Hearts As They Are Already Stuffed With Love
- Teen: Awesome Cool GOAT Lit OMG Rad Sick Sweet Yeet
- Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini
- Tennis Anyone?
- Thanks A Bunch
- That Awkward Moment When You Realize You Have Poked The Wrong Bear
- That Girl Has Done Something To Your Head
- That Man Is Rich Whose Pleasures Are The Cheapest
- That Ship Has Sailed
- That Which Is Not Good For The Bee Hive Cannot Be Good For The Bees
- That's A Hot One
- The Abstract Nature Of Reality Is The Source Of Beauty
- The Abstraction Is Often The Most Definite Form For The Intangible Thing In Myself That I Can Clarify In Paint
- The After Party
- The Albatross About My Neck Was Hung
- The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More
- The Anger Of A Person Who Is Strong, Can Always Bide Its Time
- The Anvil Must Be Somewhere In The Centre; Horned As A Unicorn, At One End And Square; Set There Immoveable: An Altar
- The Art Of The Clown Is More Profound Than We Think. It Is The Comic Mirror Of Tragedy, And The Tragic Mirror Of Comedy.
- The Artist Is A Receptacle For Emotions That Come From All Over The Place: From The Sky, From The Earth, From A Scrap Of Paper, From A Passing Shape, From A Spider's Web
- The Artist Nature Often Achieves Greatest Effect When Not Working With A Full Palette
- The Average Dog Is Nicer Than The Average Person
- The Baby Bat Screamed Out In Fright, Turn On The Dark, I'm Afraid Of The Light
- The Ballet Is A Purely Female Thing; It Is A Woman, A Garden Of Beautiful Flowers, And Man Is The Gardener
- The Battle For Freedom Must Be Won Over And Over Again
- The Bear, He Says, Is Many Animals In One. Like A Lion, He Downs Mammals Much Bigger Than He; Like Any Ruminant, He Pillages Crops; He Steals Grapes And Fruit Like A Monkey; Nibbles On Berries Like A Blackbird; Plunders Anthills And Beehives Like A Woodpe
- The Bee Is More Honored Than Other Animals, Not Because She Labors, But Because She Labors For Others
- The Bee's Knees
- The Bee's Life Is Like A Magic Well: The More You Draw From It, The More It Fills With Water
- The Best Fighter Is Never Angry
- The Best Nutrient For Babies
- The Best Players Are On The Bench
- The Best Remedy For A Short Temper Is A Long Walk
- The Best That Money Can Buy
- The Best Thing About A Bubble Is That It Pops And Is Gone. That Is What Makes It So Precious.
- The Best Thing About A Picture Is That It Never Changes, Even When The People In It Do
- The Best Thing About Hunting And Fishing, The Old Man Said, Is That You Don’t Have To Actually Do It To Enjoy It. You Can Go To Bed Every Night Thinking About How Much Fun You Had Twenty Years Ago, And It All Comes Back Clear As Moonlight.
- The Best Thing About Me Is You
- The Best Thing To Hold Onto In Life Is Each Other
- The Best Things In Life Are Free. The Second Best Are Very Expensive.
- The Best Way Of Being Kind To Bears Is Not To Be Very Close To Them
- The Best Way To Behave Is Not To
- The Big Apple
- The Big Occasion
- The Blood Is The Life!
- The Blow By Blow
- The Blues
- The Boisterous Sea Of Liberty Is Never Without A Wave
- The Bond With A True Dog Is As Lasting As The Ties Of This Earth Will Ever Be
- The Boys In Blue
- The Boys In The Band
- The Busy Bee Has No Time For Sorrow
- The Butter From Dorothy's' Crumpet Dipped Into The Bell Of Her Trumpet
- The Butterfly Said To The Sun, They Can’t Stop Talking About My Transformation. I Can Only Do It Once In My Lifetime. If Only They Know They Can Do It At Any Time And In Countless Ways.
- The Camel Has A Single Hump; The Dromedary Two; Or Else The Other Way Around. I’m Never Sure. Are You?
- The Camel Has His Virtues - So Much At Least Must Be Admitted; But They Do Not Lie Upon The Surface
- The Cat Is Above All Things, A Dramatist
- The Chameleon's Face Reminded Aristotle Of A Baboon. Aristotle Wasn't Much Of A Looker Himself.
- The Checks In The Mail
- The Circus Arrives Without Warning
- The Circus Is The Only Fun You Can Buy That Is Good For You
- The Circus Leaves A Sweet Memory
- The Circus McGurkus! Colossal! Stupendous! Astounding! Tremendous!
- The Cleverest Character In Comedy Is The Clown, For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One
- The Clown Waits For The River To Run Itself Dry
- The Color Of Money
- The Crab That Walks Too Far Falls Into The Pot
- The Crab's Daughter Does Not Bear A Bird
- The Creator, If He Exists, Has A Special Preference For Beetles
- The Crickets, Too, Respect The Silence. Their Calls Are Like Careful Stiches In Its Fabric, Almost Too Small To Be Seen.
- The Day Is Done, And The Darkness Falls From The Wings Of Night, As A Feather Is Wafted Downward From An Eagle In His Flight
- The Deep Blue Sea
- The Difference Between Camels And Men; A Camel Can Work A Week And Not Drink; A Man Can Drink A Week And Not Work
- The Difference Between Utility And Utility Plus Beauty Is The Difference Between Telephone Wires And The Spider Web
- The Dog Is A Gentleman; I Hope To Go To His Heaven Not Man’s
- The Dog Is The God Of Frolic
- The Dog Lives For The Day, The Hour, Even The Moment
- The Domain Of The Ballet Dancer Is Not Earth But Air
- The Dress Must Follow The Body Of A Woman
- The Dusky Night Rides Down The Sky, And Ushers In The Morn; The Hounds All Join In Glorious Cry, The Huntsman Winds His Horn: And A Hunting We Will Go.
- The Earth Laughs In Flowers
- The Enemies Of Freedom Do Not Argue; They Shout And They Shoot
- The Entire Universe Is One Ecosystem, Similar To A Spider Web - If One Part Is Touched, The Entire Net Shimmers
- The Essence Of America - That Which Really Unites Us - Is Not Ethnicity, Or Nationality Or Religion - It Is An Idea - And What An Idea It Is: That You Can Come From Humble Circumstances And Do Great Things.
- The Face Is The Mirror Of The Mind, And Eyes Without Speaking Confess The Secrets Of The Heart
- The Face Of A Golden Retriever Feels Like Home
- The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male
- The Finest Clothing Made Is A Person's Own Skin
- The Finest Of Pleasures Are Always The Unexpected Ones
- The Finger
- The First Drink Makes You A Frisky Gazelle, The Second An Impetuous Zebra, The Third A Roaring Lion, And With The Fourth You Become A Silly Donkey
- The First Man Gets The Oyster, The Second Man Gets The Shell
- The First Step In Making Rabbit Stew Is Catching The Rabbit
- The Flood Subsides, And The Body, Like A Worn Seashell Emerges Strange And Lovely
- The Foot Is More Noble Than The Shoe, And Skin More Beautiful Than The Garment With Which It Is Clothed
- The Fuzz
- The Game Itself Is Bigger Than The Winning (Woman)
- The Gauge Of The Gun Is An Index To The Ability Of The Man To Prove His Manhood…If It Is A 12 Gauge, He Is So-So. If It Is A 16, He Is Pretty Good. If It’s A 20-Gauge, He Is Excellent, And If It Is A 410, He Is Bragging.
- The Gentlemen Like It When A Lady Smells Sweet
- The Goal Of Abstract Art Is To Communicate The Intangible, That Which Eludes The Photograph And Normal Seeing
- The Great Thing About This Jungle Of Ours Is That Anyone Of You Could Grow Up To Be Lord Of The Apes
- The Greatest Artist And Web Designer Ever Is Indeed A Spider!
- The Greatest Fear Dogs Know Is The Fear That You Will Not Come Back When You Go Out The Door Without Them
- The Greatest Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him, And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too
- The Greatest Remedy For Anger Is Delay
- The Greatest Show On Earth
- The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn Is To Love And Be Loved In Return
- The Greatest Threat To Freedom Is The Absence Of Criticism
- The Grizzly Bear Is Six To Eight Hundred Pounds Of Smugness. It Has No Need To Hide.
- The Guitar Is The Easiest Instrument To Play And The Hardest To Play Well
- The Guitar Was My Weapon, My Shield To Hide Behind
- The Gypsies Believe The Bear To Be A Brother To Man Because He Has The Same Body Beneath His Hide, Because He Drinks Beer, Because He Enjoys Music And Because He Likes To Dance
- The Happiest Animals In The Barnyard
- The Harder The Battle, The Sweeter The Victory
- The Hardest Job Kids Face Today Is Learning Good Manners Without Seeing Any
- The Hasty Hand Catches Frogs For Fish
- The Headphones Mean I Don't Want To Talk
- The Heart Has Its Reasons Of Which Reason Knows Nothing
- The Heart Of Man Is Very Much Like The Sea, It Has Its Storms, It Has Its Tides And In Its Depths It Has Its Pearls Too
- The Heck With Sugar And Spice
- The Higher A Monkey Climbs, The More You See Of His Behind
- The History Of Mankind Is Carried On The Back Of A Horse
- The Horse Can Be A Welcome Mirror Of The Best In Human Nature
- The Horse, With Beauty Unsurpassed, Strength Immeasurable And Grace Unlike Any Other, Still Remains Humble Enough To Carry A Man Upon His Back
- The Hottest Chic Is Normally Sitting By The Fire
- The Hum Of Bees Is The Voice Of The Garden
- The Human Face Is Nature's Tablet, The Truth Is Certainly Written Thereon
- The Human Foot Is A Masterpiece Of Engineering And A Work Of Art
- The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees
- The Hunting Partnership Between Man And Dog Developed Thousands Of Years Ago And From It Came A Deep Bond Of Affection. I Suspect It Was The Dog’s Idea.
- The Idea Is Not To Live Forever, It Is To Create Something That Will
- The Institution Of Royalty In Any Form Is An Insult To The Human Race
- The Irrational In The Human Has Something About It Altogether Repulsive And Terrible, As We See In The Maniac, The Miser, The Drunkard Or The Ape
- The Itsy Bitsy Spider Caught A Mouse In Its Web, The Itsy Bitsy Spider Bit Off The Mouse's Head
- The King Is Dead. Long Live The King.
- The King Of Instruments
- The King Was In His Counting House Counting Out His Money
- The Ladybug Wears No Disguises. She Is Just What She Advertises - A Speckled Spectacle Of Spring, A Fashion Statement On The Wing, A Miniature Orange Kite, A Tiny Dot To Dot Delight.
- The Ladybug’s A Beetle. It’s Shaped Like A Pea. Its Color Is A Bright Red With Lots Of Spots To See. Although The Name Is Ladybug, Some Ladybugs Are Men. So Why Don’t We Say Gentleman Bug Every Now And Then?
- The Legacy Of Heroes - The Memory Of A Great Name, And The Inheritance Of A Great Example
- The Length Of A Man's Outspread Arms Is Equal To His Height
- The Liberties Of A People Never Were, Nor Ever Will Be, Secure, When The Transactions Of Their Rulers May Be Concealed From Them
- The Life Of The Nation Is Secure Only While The Nation Is Honest, Truthful, And Virtuous
- The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun
- The Long Deluded Will At Last See The Truth, And Thus Their Expressions Will Have Seen A Ghost
- The Longer You Look At An Object, The More Abstract It Becomes, And, Ironically, The More Real
- The Longest Dogs In Town
- The Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil
- The Lovely Flowers Embarrass Me, They Make Me Regret I Am Not A Bee
- The Machinery Is Always Going. Even When You Sleep.
- The Magic Of First Love Is Our Ignorance That It Can Ever End
- The Man Who Has No Imagination Has No Wings
- The Man Who Is Angered By Nothing Cares About Nothing
- The Master Was An Old Turtle - We Used To Call Him Tortoise
- The Meaning Of Life Is Not Celebrating Your Birth, It Is Celebrating Your Work
- The Milk Is Always At The Right Temperature; It Comes In Attractive Containers; And The Cat Can't Get It
- The Mind Of Guilt Is Full Of Scorpions
- The Money Shot
- The Money Shot $
- The Monkey Made A Terrible Sound, Half Snarl And Half Hiss
- The More Difficult The Victory The Greater The Happiness In Winning
- The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog
- The More The Merrier
- The More You Can Create That Magic Bubble, That Suspension Of Disbelief, The Better
- The Most Beautiful Is To See The Joy In Your Eyes
- The Most Important Part Of My Religion Is To Play Guitar
- The Most Pretty Little Things Have Lethal Thorns
- The Mystery Was Gone But The Amazement Was Just Starting
- The Nakedness Of Woman Is The Work Of God
- The Neighbor’s Chicken Is A Duck
- The Nights Would Be Orphaned Without The Sound Of Crickets Chirping
- The Ninety And Nine Are With Dreams, Content But The Hope Of The World Made New, Is The Hundredth Man Who Is Grimly Bent On Making Those Dreams Come True
- The Nobler A Man, The Harder It Is For Him To Suspect Inferiority In Others
- The Noblest Art Is Of Making Others Happy
- The Noblest Pleasure Is The Joy Of Understanding
- The Noise Of The Hammer And The Anvil Is Ever In His Ears, And His Eyes Look Still Upon The Pattern Of The Thing That He Maketh; He Setteth His Mind To Finish His Work, And Watcheth To Polish It Perfectly
- The Ocean Is A Mighty Harmonist
- The Ocean Made Me Salty
- The Old Man Used To Say That The Best Part Of Hunting And Fishing Was The Thinking About Going And The Talking About It After You Got Back
- The Older The Violin, The Sweeter The Music
- The Only Cure Is Rock & Roll
- The Only Reason I Ever Played Golf In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish
- The Only Time To Eat Diet Food Is While You're Waiting For The Steak To Cook
- The Only Way To Prove That You’re A Good Sport Is To Lose
- The Only Way To Say What Abstract Is, Is To Say What It Is Not
- The Peacock In All His Pride Does Not Display Half The Colors That Appear In The Garments Of A British Lady When She Is Dressed
- The People Stare At Me, With Me Little Ukulele In Hand
- The Perfect Lover Is One Who Turns Into A Pizza At 4:00 AM
- The Perfection Of A Life With A Gun Dog…Is Disturbing Because You Know, Even As It Begins, That It Must End
- The Personality Of The Wearer And The Hat Make The Hat
- The Piano Aint Got No Wrong Notes
- The Piano Has Been Drinking, Not Me
- The Piano Is A Monster That Screams When You Touch Its Teeth
- The Pink Elephant Barged Into The Room And Trumpeted
- The Poet Ranks Far Below The Painter In The Representation Of Visible Things, And Far Below The Musician In That Of Invisible Things
- The Poor Dog, In Life The Firmest Friend. The First To Welcome, Foremost To Defend.
- The Popularity Of Abstract Art Is Easily Explained, When You Consider All Art Represents Reality, And Mystery Is Part Of Our Reality
- The Postman Always Rings Twice
- The Potential For Greatness Lives Within Each Of Us
- The Power Of Philosophy Floats Through My Head Light Like A Feather, Heavy As Lead
- The Power To Extract Mirth For Millions Out Of Nothing And Less Than Nothing
- The Price Of Freedom Is Eternal Vigilance
- The Pride Of The Peacock Is The Glory Of God. The Lust Of The Goat Is The Bounty Of God. The Wrath Of The Lion Is The Wisdom Of God. The Nakedness Of Woman Is The Work Of God.
- The Public Is Like A Piano. You Have To Know What Keys To Poke
- The Quest For Freedom, Dignity, And The Rights Of Man Will Never End
- The Question For Us Is, Not Whether Pope Had A Fine Style, Wrote With A Peacock's Feather, But Whether He Uttered Useful Thoughts
- The Rabbit Is Already In The Hat. Do Not Clap For …Tinkerbell. Believe Nothing.
- The Real Beauty In Life Is That Beauty Can Sometimes Occur
- The Real Man Is One Who Always Finds Excuses For Others, But Never Excuses Himself
- The Real Man Smiles In Trouble, Gathers Strength From Distress And Grows Brave By Reflection
- The Reason Fat Men Are Good Natured Is They Can Neither Fight Nor Run
- The Result Is What Counts
- The Road To Easy Street Goes Through The Sewer
- The Roast Duck Can Fly No More
- The Royal Crown Cures Not The Headache
- The Royal Hound's Belly Demands Rubbing. Step Lively, Humans, Neglect Me Not.
- The Royal Wave
- The Sauvignon Is The Whipper Snapper. It's Not Solid Enough. It's Violent, It's sharp, It bites, It cries, It's Like A Ferocious Dog You Keep On A Leash.
- The Scorpion Connects With The Serpent Through The Dragon
- The Sea, Once It Casts Its Spell, Holds One In Its Net Of Wonder Forever
- The Secret Ingredient Is Always Cheese
- The Secret Of Freedom Lies In Educating People, Whereas The Secret Of Tyranny Is In Keeping Them Ignorant
- The Secret Of Success In Life Is To Eat What You Like And Let The Food Fight It Out Inside
- The Secret To Happiness Is Freedom... And The Secret To Freedom Is Courage
- The Sense Of Death Is Most In Apprehension, And The Poor Beetle, That We Tread Upon, In Corporal Sufferance Finds A Pang As Great As When A Giant Dies
- The Shoe Is On The Other Foot
- The Silver, Snarling Trumpets 'Gan To Chide
- The Smallest Feline Is A Masterpiece
- The Smartest Thing I Did Is I Never Gave Up
- The Smile Is The Beginning Of Love
- The Snake Stood Up For Evil In The Garden
- The Soul Is Like A Violin String: It Makes Music Only When It Is Stretched
- The Sound Of Music
- The Sound Of Water Is Worth More Than All The Poets' Words
- The Spider Is Like A Multimaterial 3D Printer
- The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel
- The Spirit Of Truth And The Spirit Of Freedom - These Are The Pillars Of Society
- The Squeaky Wheel Gets The Grease, But The Quacking Duck Gets Shot
- The Stars That Caught Our Blind Amphibian Stare Have Shifted Far Or Vanished In Their Courses, But Still That Naked, Glistening Thread Winds Onward
- The Sticker Outlasts The Sprinter In Life's Race
- The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back
- The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him
- The Tactile Ecstasy Of Fondling The Quested Treasure
- The Thrilla In Manilla
- The Trails Held A Million Places For Those Beady Eyed Death Noodles To Hide
- The Trombone Is Too Sacred For Frequent Use
- The True Measure Of A Man Is How He Treats Someone Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good
- The Trumpet Does No More Than Stun You By Its Loudness, Than A Whisper Teases You By Its Provoking Inaudibility
- The Turntable Is Now An Instrument At The Smithsonian
- The Ukulele Just Opened The Door To My Heart
- The Violin Is My Mistress
- The Violin Is My Mistress, But The Guitar Is My Master
- The Violin Sings
- The Visitors Reported By Contactees, Abductees, And Other Witnesses May, In Fact, Be A Highly Advanced Amphibian Or Reptilian Culture From An Extraterrestrial World
- The Walls Have Ears
- The Way To Health Is To Have An Aromatic Bath And A Scented Massage Every Day
- The Wine Bottles Are Always Blown Too Small
- The Wine In The Bottle Does Not Quench Thirst
- The Wings Of Angels Are Hope And Faith
- The Works Of ‘Abstract' Art Are Subtle Creations Of Order Out Of Simple Contrasting Elements
- The World Is Best Viewed Through The Ears Of A Horse
- The World Is Not A Burden; We Make It A Burden By Our Desires. When The Desires Are Removed, The World Is As Light As A Feather On An Elephant's Back.
- The World Is Your Oyster
- The World Kept Turning And The Turtle Moved
- The World Needs Anger. The World Often Continues To Allow Evil Because It Isn't Angry Enough.
- The World’s A Bubble
- Then She Spotted In The Corner, Glowing Wonderfully, A Wurlitzer Jukebox
- Then You Will See In A Green Bronze Arch Around Him A Galaxy Of Gazing, Haloed Suns
- Theories Pass. The Frog Remains.
- There Ain't One Thing In This World I Can Do About Folks Except Laugh, So I'm Gonna Join The Circus And Laugh My Head Off
- There Are Always Flowers For Those Who Want To See Them
- There Are Dozens Of Smiles, Each Differing In Appearance And In The Message Expressed
- There Are Never Mistakes, Just Unexpected Solos
- There Are No Mistakes In Blacksmithing, Only Rapid Design Modifications
- There Are No Ordinary Cats
- There Are No Ugly Ducklings
- There Are Occasions When I Would Rather Feel Like A Fly Than A Spider
- There Are Only Two Emotions That Belong In The Saddle; One Is A Sense Of Humor And The Other Is Patience
- There Are Short-Cuts To Happiness, And Dancing Is One Of Them
- There Are Shortcuts To Happiness, And Dancing Is One Of Them
- There Are Some Games You Don't Get To Play Unless You Are All In (Woman)
- There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy
- There Are Some Things One Is Born To Wear (Hat Woman)
- There Are Still So Many Beautiful Things To Be Said In C Major
- There Are Those Who Will Say That The Liberation Of Humanity, The Freedom Of Man And Mind Is Nothing But A Dream. They Are Right. It Is The American Dream.
- There Are Three Classes Of People: Those Who See, Those Who See When They Are Shown, Those Who Do Not See
- There Are Three Faithful Friends: An Old Wife, An Old Dog, And Ready Money
- There Are Three Species Of Creatures Who When They Seem Coming Are Going, When They Seem Going They Come: Diplomats, Women, And Crabs
- There Are Three Types Of People. Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen, And Those Who Wonder What Happened.
- There Are Twelve Hours In The Day, And About Fifty In The Night
- There Are Two Means Of Refuge From The Miseries Of Life: Music And Cats
- There Are Two Sides To A Pancake. One Is Brown And Fluffy; The Other Is Burnt.
- There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation
- There Has Never Been A Sadness That Can't Be Cured By Breakfast Food
- There Is A Bit Of Insanity In Dancing That Does Everybody A Great Deal Of Good
- There Is A Providence That Protects Idiots, Drunkards, Children And The United States Of America
- There Is Always Some Madness In Love. But There Is Always Some Reason In Madness.
- There Is Hardship In Everything Except Eating Pancakes
- There Is More Refreshment And Stimulation In A Nap, Even The Briefest, Than In All The Alcohol Ever Distilled
- There Is Much We Can Learn From A Friend Who Happens To Be A Horse
- There Is No Abstract Art. You Must Always Start With Something. Afterward You Can Remove All Traces Of Reality.
- There Is No Charm Equal To Tenderness Of Heart
- There Is No Competition Of Sounds Between A Nightingale And A Violin
- There Is No Faith Which Has Never Yet Been Broken, Except That Of A Truly Faithful Dog
- There Is No Must In Art Because Art Is Free
- There Is No One Without Purpose In A Game (Woman)
- There Is No Painting Without Drawing And There Is No Shape Without Line ... In The End All Images Can Be Reduced To Lines
- There Is No Pressure When You Are Making A Dream Come True
- There Is No Remedy For Pancakes But To Pancake More
- There Is No Secret So Close As That Between A Rider And His Horse
- There Is No Sincerer Love Than The Love Of Food
- There Is No Substitute For Mother's Milk
- There Is No Such Thing As Abstract Art, Or Else All Art Is Abstract, Which Amounts To The Same Thing.
- There Is No Sunrise So Beautiful That It Is Worth Waking Me Up To See It
- There Is No “I” In The Word Team
- There Is Nothing A Pig Loves More Than A Good Bath, With A Loofah And Plenty Of Soap Flakes
- There Is Nothing In A Caterpillar That Tells You It’s Going To Be A Butterfly
- There Is Nothing Noble In Being Superior To Your Fellow Men. True Nobility Lies In Being Superior To Your Former Self.
- There Is Nothing So Difficult To Marry As A Large Nose
- There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In
- There Is Nothing To Writing. All You Do Is Sit Down At A Typewriter And Bleed.
- There Is Poison In The Fang Of The Serpent, In The Mouth Of The Fly And In The Sting Of A Scorpion; But The Wicked Man Is Saturated With It
- There Is So Much More In Between The Black And White
- There Is So Much Woman In Many A Girl And Too Much Boy In Many A Man
- There Is Something About Riding Down The Street On A Prancing Horse That Makes You Feel Like Something, Even When You Ain’t A Thing
- There Is Something About The Outside Of A Horse That Is Good For The Inside Of A Man
- There Isn't Much A Lion Can Do Amid Flies
- There Never Was A Social Change In America Without Angry People At The Heart
- There Once Was A Brainy Baboon, Who Always Breathed Down A Bassoon, For He Said, It Appears That In Billions Of Years I Shall Certainly Hit On A Tune
- There Was A Reviewer A While Back Who Wrote That My Pictures Didn't Have Any Beginning Or Any End. He Didn't Mean It As A Compliment, But It Was.
- There Were Girls Who Would Tear You Apart With Their Lips
- There's Many A Slip Twixt The Cup And The Lip
- There's More To Playing The Guitar Than Being Able To Split Your Legs
- There's Never An Ugly Bubble
- There's No Place Like Home, Except For The Beach
- There's Place And Means For Every Man Alive
- There’s No Limit To How Much You’ll Know, Depending How Far Beyond Zebra You Go
- These Fingers Of Mine, They Got Brains In 'Em. You Don't Tell Them What To Do - They Do It.
- They Are Both Wild And Domestic At The Same Time
- They Are The Role Model For Being Alive
- They Aren't Afraid To Pick It Up
- They Call Me Mama Bear!
- They Have Funny Little Toes, They Stretch Their Throats Into Weird Bubble Shapes When They Croak
- They Have Gifts, They Have History, They Have A Sort Of Unusual And Separate Position, Which Maybe Involves Paying A Price
- They Just Elected Me Miss Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were Thirty Three Forty Five Seventy Eight!
- They Laughed At Columbus, They Laughed At Fulton, They Laughed At The Wright Brothers. But They Also Laughed At Bozo The Clown.
- They Make Many Noises, Including Grunting, Blowing, Woofing, And Growling
- They Never Talk About Themselves But Listen To You While You Talk About Yourself, And Keep Up An Appearance Of Being Interested In The Conversation
- They Played Us Like A Dimestore Ukulele - But We Were Keen To Be Plucked
- They Rose To The Top Of The Food Chain Solely So They Could Dedicate Half Their Lives To Sleep
- They're Not Just Frogs. They're My Friends
- They're Toast
- They've Got Egg On Their Face
- Thin As A Stick
- Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable
- Thin Trim & Desirable
- Think On Ones Feet
- Think Outside The Box
- This Is My Circus. These Are My Monkeys.
- This Lucky Little Ladybug Has Landed Here To Stay - To Make My Garden Pretty And Keep The Weeds Away
- This Means War
- This Must Be What A Fly Felt Like When It Was Caught Fast In A Spider's Web
- This Nation Will Remain The Land Of The Free Only So Long As It Is The Home Of The Brave
- This School Of Affected Grace And Toe Walking
- Thorns May Hurt You, Men Desert You, Sunlight Turn To Fog; But You're Never Friendless Ever, If You Have A Dog
- Those Pizzas I Ate Were For Medicinal Purposes
- Those Who Deny Freedom To Others Deserve It Not For Themselves; And Under The Rule Of A Just God, Cannot Long Retain It
- Those Who Say It Can’t Be Done Shouldn’t Interfere With Those Who Are Doing It
- Those Who Sleep With Dogs Will Rise With Flees
- Those Who Won Our Independence Believed Liberty To Be The Secret Of Happiness And Courage To Be The Secret Of Liberty
- Thou Wilt Go Now, Rabbit. But I Go With Thee. As Long As There Is One Of Us There Is Both Of Us.
- Though The Clown Is Often Deadpan, He Is A Connoisseur Of Laughter
- Though You Seat The Frog On A Golden Stool, He’ll Soon Jump Off Again Into The Pool
- Three English Bulldogs Count For One Kid
- Three Ring Circus
- Three Women, Three Geese, And Three Frogs Make A Fair
- Threw Out My Back
- Through Searching Out Origins, One Becomes A Crab. The Historian Looks Backwards, And Finally He Also Believes Backwards.
- Throw A Party
- Throw In The Towel
- Throw Ones Hat In The Ring
- Throw Your Money Around
- Thus I, Gone Forth, As Spiders Do, In Spider’s Web A Truth Discerning, Attach One Silken Strand To You For My Returning
- Tick All The Right Boxes
- Ticked Off
- Tickled Pink
- Tie One On
- Tight As A Drum
- Tight Lipped
- Tightening The Belt
- Time Collapses And Expands Like An Erratic Accordion
- Time Flies When You’re Having Fun
- Time Is Money
- Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted
- Time Stays Long Enough For Anyone Who Will Use It
- Time Wasted At The Beach Is Time Well Spent
- Tin Ear
- Tip Of The Tongue
- Tired
- Tis Better To Have Eaten A Pancake Than To Never Have Eaten A Pancake At All
- Tis Better To Have Loved And Lost, Than Never To Have Loved At All
- Tis Strange What A Man May Do, And A Woman Yet Think Him An Angel
- Tis The Business Of Little Minds To Shrink, But They Whose Heart Is Firm, And Whose Conscience Approves Their Conduct, Will Pursue Their Principles Unto Death
- Tis The Season
- TKO
- To Be A Conservative Means To Conserve The Good Parts Of America And To Conserve Our Constitution
- To Be A Great Champion, You Must Believe You're The Best. If Not Pretend You Are.
- To Be In Uniform
- To Beat The Band
- To Blow Your Own Trumpet
- To Boogey Down
- To Catch The Butterflies And The Rainbows Of Your Dream, Walk Alone, Keep Faith In Yourself, Focus Your Energy And Start The Adventure
- To Destroy The Cobweb Destroy The Spider
- To Draw Fire
- To Drum Something Into One's Head
- To Egg Someone On
- To Get The Full Value Of Joy, You Must Have Someone To Divide It With
- To Go On A Bender
- To Go Out On The Town
- To His Dog, Every Man Is Napoleon; Hence The Constant Popularity Of Dogs
- To Hit Below The Belt
- To Kill The Goose That Lays The Golden Egg
- To Lay An Egg
- To Let Your Hair Down
- To Live It Up
- To Lock Lips
- To Love For The Sake Of Being Loved Is Human, But To Love For The Sake Of Loving Is Angelic
- To Make America The Greatest Is My Goal, So I Beat The Russian And I Beat The Pole. And For The USA Won The Medal Of Gold. The Greeks Said, You're Better Than The Cassius Of Old.
- To March To The Beat Of A Different Drummer
- To Mark The Occasion
- To Me, You Are Perfect
- To Party As If There Were No Tomorrow
- To Play Billiards Well Is A Sign Of An Ill-Spent Youth
- To Push The Boat Out
- To Put On A Spread
- To Put One's Foot In One's Mouth
- To Say She Is Only A Woman Is To Say A Violin Is A Piece Of Wood With Strings
- To Sleep Like A Baby
- To Take Wine Into Our Mouths Is To Savor A Droplet Of The River Of Human History
- To Threaten The Brave With Death Is Like Promising Water To A Duck
- To Throw A Party
- To Tie One On
- To Your Hearts Content
- Toastie
- Toasty
- Today's Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Wine
- Tongue Tied
- Too Much Free Time
- Too Pooped To Participate
- Tooleywag
- Top Secret
- Topped With Whipped Cream, Chopped Nuts
- Tortoises Can Tell You More About The Road Than Hares
- Tourney
- Tradecraft
- Tradition Is The Albatross Around The Neck Of Progress
- Tread Water
- Treads
- Treat Your Hotdog With Respect
- Tremolo
- Trendy Is The Last Stage Before Tacky
- Trial Balloon
- Tribute Band
- Trigger Happy
- True Blue
- True Champions Aren't Always The Ones That Win, But Those With The Most Guts
- True Love Stories Never Have Endings
- True Nobility Lies In Being Superior To Your Former Self
- Trump Card
- Trumpet Players See Each Other And It's Like We're Getting Ready To Square Off Or Get Into A Fight Or Something
- Trust Fund
- Trust In God, But Tie Up Your Camel
- Truth Is As Straight As An Arrow, While A Lie Swivels Like A Snake
- Tub Of Lard
- Tuckered Out
- Turn A Deaf Ear
- Turn Up One's Nose
- Turn Up The Volume
- Turn Your Face To The Sun And The Shadows Fall Behind You
- Turntables In The Orchestra Pit
- Turtled
- Tush
- Twelve Highlanders And A Bagpipe Make A Rebellion
- Two Bears In One Cave Will Not End Well
- Two Cents Worth
- Two Conspirators With A Frog, Following The Line Of A Whiffletree
- Two Elements Are Needed To Form A Truth – A Fact And An Abstraction
- Two Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
- Two Ton Tessie
- Two Ton Tessie (Men & Woman)
- Tyranny Is Always Better Organized Than Freedom
- Uncork
- Undead
- Under A Spreading Chestnut Tree The Village Smithy Stands; The Smith, A Mighty Man Is He, With Large And Sinewy Hands; And The Muscles Of His Brawny Arms, Are Strong As Iron Bands
- Under Fire
- Under The Gun
- Under Your Belt
- Underneath Every Bush, You’ll Find A Rabbit Ready To Bolt
- Undies
- Until One Has Loved An Animal, A Part Of One's Soul Remains Unawakened
- Until You Spread Your Wings, You’ll Have No Idea How Far You Can Fly
- Up The Ante
- Up To One's Ears
- Upper Crust
- Uppercut
- Use Your Enemy’s Hand To Catch A Snake
- Utkatasana
- Vain As A Peacock
- Value For Money
- Value of Pie
- Vegetables Are A Must When On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread and Pumpkin Pie.
- Verge Of Sleep
- View The Past As Your Enemy, And It Will Be An Albatross. View It As Your Friend, And It Will Give You Wings.
- Vinyl Is The Real Deal
- Virgin Ears
- Virtue Is The Truest Nobility
- Virtuous And Fair, Royal And Gracious
- Vote With Ones Feet
- Wad
- Waffler
- Wait For The Other Shoe To Drop
- Waiting By The Phone
- Wake In The Deepest Dark Of Night And Hear The Driving Rain. Reach Out A Hand And Take A Paw And Go To Sleep Again.
- Wake Up Call
- Walk A Mile In Someones Shoes
- Walk Straight, My Son - As The Old Crab Said To The Young Crab
- Walk The Plank
- Walking And Chewing Gum
- Walking On Egg Shells
- Walrus
- Warm As Toast
- Warms The Cockles Of My Heart
- Was That You Or The Duck?
- Wassailer
- Watch The Turtle. He Only Moves Forward By Sticking His Neck Out.
- Water Doesnt Hurt A Vinyl Record
- Waving Like The Queen
- We Admit That We Are Like Apes, But We Seldom Realize That We Are Apes
- We Ape, We Mimic, We Mock, We Act
- We Are All Golden Sunflowers Inside
- We Are All Hungry And Thirsty For Concrete Images
- We Are Apes - We Should Be Climbing
- We Are Cluttered With Images, And Only Abstract Art Can Bring Us To The Threshold Of The Divine
- We Are Faced With The Paradoxical Fact That Education Has Become One Of The Chief Obstacles To Intelligence And Freedom Of Thought
- We Are Like Butterflies Who Flutter For A Day And Think It Is Forever
- We Are Like Caterpillars Contemplating Pupation
- We Are Like Violins. We Can Be Used As Doorstops, Or We Can Make Music.
- We Are Most Alive When We're In Love
- We Are Rag Dolls Made Out Of Many Ages And Skins, Changelings Who Have Slept In Wood Nests, And Hissed In The Uncouth Guise Of Waddling Amphibians
- We Are The Zanies Of Sorrow. We Are Clowns Whose Hearts Are Broken.
- We Boil At Different Degrees
- We Build 'Em Better
- We Called Him Tortoise Because He Taught Us
- We Count It As Certainty That Everyone Naps In Paradise
- We Do Not Stop Playing Because We Grow Old, We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing (Woman)
- We Don't Appreciate What We Have Until It's Gone. Freedom Is Like That. It's Like Air. When You Have It, You Don't Notice It.
- We Don't Have A Lot Of Neighbors So We Can Blast The Stereo
- We Few, We Happy, We Band Of Brothers
- We Got Bageled
- We Hold Our Heads High, Despite The Price We Have Paid, Because Freedom Is Priceless.
- We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident: That All Men Are Created Equal; That They Are Endowed By Their Creator With Certain Unalienable Rights; That Among These Are Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Happiness.
- We Live In A Culture Full Of Hares; But The Tortoise Always Wins
- We Make Money The Old Fashioned Way, We Earn It
- We May Be Likened To Two Scorpions In A Bottle, Each Capable Of Killing The Other, But Only At The Risk Of His Own Life
- We Must Not Confuse Dissent With Disloyalty. When The Loyal Opposition Dies, The Soul Of America Dies With It.
- We Pancaked With A Pancake That Was More Than A Pancake
- We Read Our Children Stories Starring Elephants And Monkeys And Bears To Teach Them About Nobility, Curiosity And Courage, To Warn Them Against Selfishness And Stubbornness
- We Really Blew It Out
- We See The Man When We Look At The Monkey; We See The Monkey When We Look At The Man!
- We Should Consider Every Day Lost On Which We Have Not Danced At Least Once
- We Think Too Small, Like The Frog At The Bottom Of The Well
- We Wish You A Merry Christmas
- We're All Born Bald, Baby
- We're Fools Whether We Dance Or Not, So We Might As Well Dance
- We're Still Just The World's Premium Brand Of Ape
- We're Toast
- We've Got To Be Patient Enough To Wait For Them
- We've Got You Covered
- Wealth
- Wear One's Heart On One's Sleeve
- Wear Your Heart On Your Skin
- Weiner
- Well Dressed
- Well Endowed
- Well Fed
- Well I Have A Microphone And You Dont So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say
- Wellness Yoga
- Were Your Ears Ringing?
- West Coast Blues
- Wet Behind The Ears
- What A Monkey
- What An Opening Night! What A Night! What A Sight!
- What An Ugly Beast The Ape, And How Like Us
- What Could Be More Important Than A Little Something To Eat?
- What Counts Is Not Necessarily The Size Of The Dog In The Fight; It’s The Size Of The Fight In The Dog
- What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off? Can't Lie Around—That's Their Job.
- What Has Eight Legs, Fangs, And Hair All Over? Is It A Monster? No, It's A Spider!
- What Hath Night To Do With Sleep?
- What If The Change You Are Avoiding Is The One That Gives You Wings?
- What Is Beauty But Nakedness Unashamed Of Itself
- What Is Freedom Of Expression? Without The Freedom To Offend, It Ceases To Exist.
- What Is Ominous Is The Ease With Which Some People Go From Saying That They Don't Like Something To Saying That The Government Should Forbid It. When You Go Down That Road, Don't Expect Freedom To Survive Very Long.
- What Is The Difference Between A Taxidermist And A Tax Collector? The Taxidermist Takes Only Your Skin.
- What Kind Of Funny?
- What Life Expects Of Us Is That We Celebrate
- What Louis Armstrong Does Is Real, And True, And Honest, And Simple, And Even Noble
- What Puts The Ape In Apricot?
- What We Hope To Do With Ease, We Must First Learn To Do With Diligence
- What's For Dessert?
- What's In Your Bun?
- What's Up Buttercup?
- What's Up Dog?
- What: Is The Jay More Precious Than The Lark Because His Feathers Are More Beautiful?
- Whatever Floats Your Boat
- Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of, His And Mine Are The Same
- Whatever The Mind Of Man Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve
- When A Blind Beetle Crawls Over The Surface Of A Globe He Doesn't Notice That The Track He Has Covered Is Curved. I Was Lucky Enough To Have Spotted It.
- When A Truth Is Not Given Complete Freedom, Freedom Is Not Complete
- When All Eyes Are On You, Wink
- When Anger Rises, Think Of The Consequences
- When Angry, Count To Four. When Very Angry, Swear.
- When Ballet Takes To The Sea, Even The Sunset Comes To Take A Sneak Peak
- When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... …They Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle
- When Freedom Does Not Have A Purpose, When It Does Not Wish To Know Anything About The Rule Of Law Engraved In The Hearts Of Men And Women, When It Does Not Listen To The Voice Of Conscience, It Turns Against Humanity And Society
- When God Wanted To Create The Horse, He Said To The South Wind, ‘I Want To Make A Creature Of You. Condense.’ And The Wind Condensed.
- When Government - In Pursuit Of Good Intentions - Tries To Rearrange The Economy, Legislate Morality, Or Help Special Interests, The Cost Come In Inefficiency, Lack Of Motivation, And Loss Of Freedom. Government Should Be A Referee, Not An Active Player.
- When I Bestride Him, I Soar. I Am A Hawk: He Trots The Air; The Earth Sings When He Touches It; The Basest Horn Of His Hoof Is More Musical Than The Pipe Of Hermes.
- When I Find A Ladybug, I Ask The Butler To Take It Outside Instead Of Killing It
- When I Hear A Man Preach, I Like To See Him Act As If He Were Fighting Bees
- When I Saw You I Fell In Love, And You Smiled Because You Knew
- When I Was Young, I Would Sit In The Bath And Ideas Would Come To Me. But I'm Not Young Any More, So Now I Just Sit In The Bath.
- When In Doubt, Wear Red
- When Life Gets Scary It Is Nice To Be Able To Hide
- When Life Gives You Lemons
- When People Succeed, It Is Because Of Hard Work. Luck Has Nothing To Do With Success.
- When Pigs Fly
- When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano
- When Spider Webs Unite, They Can Tie Up A Lion
- When The Angels Arrive, The Devils Leave
- When The Bee Sucks, It Makes Honey, When The Spider, Poison
- When The Chips Are Down
- When The Cook Makes A Mistake, It Is the Flute Player Who Receives The Blows
- When The Cricket's Song Is The Only Sound You Hear, How Peaceful The Whole Earth Seems
- When The Ducks Are Quacking, The Frogs Take It As A Warning
- When The Ducks Are Walking, You Know It’s Too Windy To Play Golf
- When The Flower Blossoms, The Bee Will Come
- When The Fox Hears The Bunny Scream, He Comes A-Runnin, But Not To Help
- When The Master Is Absent, The Frogs Hop Into The House
- When The Rabbit Has Escaped Comes Advice
- When We Have Our Frog Jumping Contests We Have To Import Frogs
- When You Are On A Great Horse, You Have The Best Seat You Will Ever Have
- When You Be An Anvil, Hold Ye Still; When You Be A Hammer, Strike!
- When You Dance, Your Purpose Is Not To Get To A Certain Place On The Floor. It's To Enjoy Each Step Along The Way.
- When You Go After Honey With A Balloon, The Great Thing Is To Not Let The Bees Know You’re Coming
- When You Have Shot One Bird Flying You Have Shot All Birds Flying. They Are All Different And They Fly In Different Ways, But The Sensation Is The Same And The Last One Is As Good As The First.
- When You Play Never Mind Who Listens To You
- When You Realize You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Start As Soon As Possible
- When You See A Snake, Never Mind Where He Came From
- When You Shoot A Zebra In The Black Stripe, The White Dies Too
- When You Shoot An Arrow Of Truth, Dip Its Point In Honey
- When You Think About Quitting, Remember Why You Started
- When You Win, Say Nothing, When You Lose, Say Less
- When You're A Snake Charmer, You're Gonna Get Bit
- When You're Dealing With Monkeys, You've Got To Expect Some Wrenches
- When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, Damn That Was Fun.
- When You've Heard One Bagpipe Tune, You've Heard Them Both
- When Your Children Are Teenagers, It's Important To Have A Dog So That Someone In The House Is Happy To See You
- When Your Horse Follows You Without Being Asked, When He Rubs His Head On Yours, And When You Look At Him And Feel A Tingle Down Your Spine…You Know You Are Loved
- Where Flowers Bloom, So Does Hope
- Where Liberty Dwells, There Is My Country
- Where The Spirit Does Not Work With The Hand, There Is No Art
- Where The Waters Do Agree, It Is Quite Wonderful The Relief They Give
- Where There Are No Swamps There Are No Frogs
- Where There Is A Perfect Pancake Flip, There Is Life
- Where There Is Shouting, There Is No True Knowledge
- Where You At?
- Where's The Beef?
- While I Thought That I Was Learning How To Live, I Have Been Learning How To Die
- Whinny
- Whipped Cream Isn't Whipped Cream At All If It Hasn’t Been Whipped With Whips, Just Like Poached Eggs Isn't Poached Eggs Unless It's Been Stolen In The Dead Of The Night
- Whisper Sweet Nothings In Ones Ear
- White Bread
- Who Loves You Baby!?
- Who Sees The Human Face Correctly: The Photographer, The Mirror, Or The Painter?
- Who Sows Virtue Reaps Honor
- Who's To Say A Bluesman Cant Play Rock & Roll
- Who, Being Loved, Is Poor?
- Whoa, Who Peed In Your Cheerios?
- Whoa. Fangs. She Had Fangs.
- Whoever Heard Of An Electric Violin?
- Whoever Is Able To Feel The Beauty Of Colors And Forms Has Understood Non-Objective Painting
- Whoever Said Money Can't Buy Happiness, Simply Didn't Know Where To Go Shopping
- Whooping It Up
- Why Are Vampires Like False Teeth? They All Come Out At Night
- Why Can't It Be Follow The Butterflies?!
- Why Does The Eye See A Thing More Clearly In Dreams Than The Imagination When Awake?
- Why Should Anyone Be Frightened By A Hat?
- Why The Hell Shouldn't I Run Away With The Circus?
- Why, Play We, These Games Of Mere Men? (Woman)
- Why, That Dog Is Practically A Phi Beta Kappa. She Can Sit Up And Beg, And She Can Give Her Paw -- I Don't Say She Will But She Can.
- Wide Eyed
- Wiggly Jiggly
- Wild Card
- Wild Child
- Wild Ducks And Tomorrow Both Come Without Calling
- Will You Be Having Dessert?
- Win By A Nose
- Wine Is The Milk Of The Gods, Milk The Drink Of The Babies, Tea The Drink Of Women, And Water The Drink Of Beasts
- Wine Women & Song
- Wine, It's In My Veins And I Can't Get It Out
- Wings Aflutter Damselfly Finds Her Lilypad
- Winners Never Quit And Quitters Never Win
- Winning Hand
- Winning Isn’t Everything, But Wanting To Win Is
- Wipeout
- Wise Ass
- Wit Implies Hatred Or Contempt Of Folly And Crime, Produces Its Effects By Brisk Shocks Of Surprise, Uses The Whip Of Scorpions And The Branding Iron, Stabs, Stings, Pinches, Tortures, Goads, Teases, Corrodes, Undermines
- Witches Spell
- With A Butterfly Kiss And A Ladybug Hug, Sleep Tight Little One Like A Bug In A Rug
- With All Ones Heart
- With Both Barrels
- With Confidence, You Have Won Before You Have Started
- With Freedom Comes Responsibility
- With Tail Between Ones Legs
- With The Pride Of An Artist, You Must Blow Against The Walls Of Every Power That Exists The Small Trumpet Of Your Defiance
- Within Earshot
- Without True Celebration Discipline Is Obnoxious
- Woman Is A Genius When She Is Dreaming
- Woman Jingled
- Woman: A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- Woman: All Those Girls Are Cake... ...I'm Cream Brûlée.
- Woman: Just Another Pretty Face?
- Woman: Not Knowing You Can't Do Something Is Sometimes All It Takes To Do It
- Woman: The Heck With Sugar And Spice
- Woman: The Most Pretty Little Things Have Lethal Horns
- Women Are No Sheep
- Women Can Be Vivacious. We Are Allowed More Varieties Of Facial Expression And Gestures. Men Must Be Rocklike.
- Women Love Us For Our Defects. If We Have Enough Of Them, They Will Forgive Us Everything, Even Our Gigantic Intellects.
- Wonderful Invention The Phonograph. Keeps A Man Alive Long After Hes Dead.
- Word Gets Around When The Circus Comes To Town, Don’t It?
- Words Are Like Bees – Some Create Honey And Others Leave A Sting
- Words Are Like The Spiders Web: A Shelter For The Clever Ones And A Trap For The Not So Clever
- Work The Phone
- Work Your Butt Off
- Worker Bee
- World Class Weiners
- Would You Like Fries With That?
- Wouldn't Want To Be In Your Shoes
- X Mas
- Yawning All Night
- Yoga
- Yoga Pants Often Answer Questions I Didn't Ask
- You Are Made Of Magic
- You Are My Little Lovebug
- You Are My Sun, My Moon, And All My Stars
- You Are Perfect. Just Like You Are, Flaws And Everything.
- You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six
- You Can Be My Flamingo, Because Pink Is The New Kind Of Lingo
- You Can Buy An Expensive Violin, But You Can't Buy 10 Years Of Practice
- You Can Dance Anywhere, Even If Only In Your Heart
- You Can Get The Monkey Off Your Back, But The Circus Never Leaves Town
- You Can Go To Bed Every Night Thinking About How Much Fun You Had Twenty Years Ago, And It All Comes Back Clear As Moonlight
- You Can Have Anything You Want In Life If You Dress For It
- You Can Have No Dominion Greater Or Less Than That Over Yourself
- You Can Have Peace. Or You Can Have Freedom. Don't Ever Count On Having Both At Once.
- You Can Make It Wail, Feel Happy, Or Cry
- You Can See And Feel Everything In Clothes
- You Can Usually Tell That A Man Is Good If He Has A Dog Who Loves Him
- You Can't Blow An Uncertain Trumpet
- You Can't Have A Bad Day In Polka Dots
- You Can't Have An Energy Policy That Means You Can Only Have A Bath When The Wind Blows
- You Can't Have Rock & Roll Without Drugs, You Can't Have Rock & Roll Without Sex
- You Can't Kiss A Girl Into Anything
- You Can't Make An Omelet Without Breaking Eggs
- You Can't Play Without Teeth
- You Can't Possibly Have A Picnic Without Your Butler
- You Can't Put A Limit On Anything. The More You Dream, The Farther You Get.
- You Can't Tell By The Look Of A Frog How Far They'll Jump
- You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight
- You Can’t Look At Abstract Art Without Thinking
- You Don't Need A Silver Fork To Eat Good Food
- You Get Somebody To Crack A Smile, That's A Beautiful Thing
- You Got To Choose Between Tightening Your Belt And Losing Your Pants
- You Gotta Call A Blacksmith
- You Had Me At Hello
- You Have To Be A Man Before You Can Be A Gentleman
- You Have To Be Willing To Get Happy About Nothing
- You Have To Believe In Yourself
- You Have To Expect Things Of Yourself Before You Can Do Them
- You Know What The Shark Said To The Clown? No. You Taste Funny.
- You Know Who Must Be Very Secure In Their Masculinity? Male Ladybugs.
- You Know You're In Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because The Reality Is Finally Better Than Your Dreams
- You Look Like I Need Wine
- You Made Me Your Friend And In Doing So, You Made A Spider Beautiful To Everyone In That Barn
- You Made Your Bed Now Sleep In It
- You May Search My Countenance, But You Cannot Read It
- You Miss 100 Percent Of The Shots You Don’t Take
- You Must Be An Angel Since You Care For Flowers
- You Must Become An Old Man In Good Time If You WIsh To Be An Old Man Long
- You Never Monkey With The Truth
- You See The Color; You're Not Blind, But It Doesn't Matter. You See The Human Being First.
- You Should Always Leave The Party 10 Minutes Before You Actually Do
- You Should Be Kissed And Often, And By Someone Who Knows How
- You Sing, You Dance, You Play The Ukulele and You Drink
- You Were Born As An Original Don't Die As A Copy
- You Will Only Fail When You Stop Trying
- You'd Never See Half If You Had Forty Eyes
- You'll Get Shot
- You'll Look Back One Day And Realize That The Little Things In Life Were Really The Big Things
- You're Braver Than You Believe, Stronger Than You Seem And Smarter Than You Think
- You're Fat - And Don't Try To Sugarcoat It, Because You'll Just Eat That, Too
- You're Going To Need A Bigger Boat
- You're Just A Monkey With A Plan
- You're My Bud
- You're Only As Strong As Your Weakest Link
- You're Toast
- You're Using Your Headphones To Drown Out Your Mind
- You're Waffling
- You've Got To Grow Up Sometime
- Young At Heart
- Your Best Ideas Come When You're Walking The Dog, Soaking In The Bath Or Swinging In A Hammock
- Your Biggest Opponent Isn’t The Other Guy. It’s Human Nature.
- Your Bread And Butter
- Your Clothes May Say Disco, But Your Eyes Say Rock & Roll
- Your Daily Bread
- Your Future Depends On Your Dreams, So Go To Sleep
- Your House Will Always Be Blessed With Love, Laughter, And Friendship If You Have A Cat
- Your Majesty
- Your Money Or Your Life
- Your Royal Highness
- Your Skin Is Like A Plant. You Have To Water It. Make Sure It's Hydrated, Not Just Squeaky Clean.
- Youth: Awesome Cool GOAT Lit OMG Rad Sick Sweet Yeet
- Zebras Dream Of Polka Dots
- Zonked (Woman)
- Zs